I Get First in EVERY Mario Kart, Or I DIE

This might be an all time Coney vid I’m ngl I don’t know what it is I think I just find the way he talks funny

Wiggling is what you do in n64 how the hell did coney not understand wiggling

Super Mario and Princess Peach live ❤

dude, that toad was SO far ahead on sherbet land

this is making me want to try this with street fighter.

Coney is so unintentionally funny, deciding that the "strat" for DS is to not drift and just hold the gas button, in the game that is literally founded upon the most drifting possible.

Funny how he has Donkey Kong Jr. and Koopa Troopa in his roster of usable characters when they aren't even in every game (DK Jr. is only in Super)

Loud

Music list for the video:

Intro - Koopa Troopa Beach - Mario Kart World
Outro - The Legendary Theme (Acoustic) - Gitaroo Man

This might be the first time that I catch a video not uploaded on a regular time, definitely was not expecting it. Also thank god the MK World music is the one Coney mentionned, because I haven't played the game yet and really didn't want to spoil myself going through the soundtrack.

"what's this course??!? It's all left and rights???"

It's yoshi's circuit. It's shaped like a Yoshi.

I usually respect the fact Coney gives shit takes unapologetically, but the MK Double Dash hate felt like he spat on my childhood. Still a fun video overall Sadge

Love u coney but this shit was ASS

it's so funny how the second he faces courses with any level of actual difficulty he immediately crashes out and blames the game

He hates using rear cam

Mr beast ass title

Mario Kart 7 is so ass

Not drifting in DS is so god damn funny, i love my himbo streamer

The Yoshi crash bit made me laugh the hardest I have in a long time

seeing someone use a kart in mario kart wii is extremely uncanny

Unironically top 3 Coney video. Challenge actually goes as planned, the MKWii clutchup, Yoshi dies, this is an all-time Coney Classic

7 ads in a 35 minute video is crazy coney

Whenever Coney says one of his famous catchphrases it’s like a middle school teacher doing a call and response

Double Dash is the weirdest MK game in retrospect: Pressing A on "Start" for the initial turbo, no hopping when initiating a drift, and you can't hold items behind the kart. Still a peak game once you learn it.

double dash is so based. my fav

Release the Yerr Out video

i wish i had someone to ploomp on :(

he got so lucky in mkwii lol

saying he's Bowser when saying he's "homophobic" is WILD

it’s coney time

All I'm saying is every time there was a podium death, Wario was also on the podium, brother may have poisoned the champagne!

If you think Wario’s giant ass in MKDD is bad, at least you never had to use Petey

If you’re playing as him the game actually moves the camera further back to accommodate his big-ass head

“It’s Diddy time”

LMAO yoshi's dead

Homophobic Bowser during pride month is wild