The real reason Stav left - CUMTOWN ANIMATED

Stavros chose to have a fit of rage rather than his typical thousand island stare.

Nicks instant commentary is genius

hell yeah saul

His shoes were too cool

Pussy for lobster episode lmao

No, stav left because he got a bunch of views on a video of him asking audiences the same questions over and over and thought he was famous so he left the pod. All for the best anyway stav is a loser

I thought this was serious. Kudos 👏

Holy shit this was golden

What episode?

You have to be so fat to think a burrito is fuel for the human body

Stav looks like the opposite of whatever a person running low on fuel looks like

You can’t fit two rams heads in one pot. Especially if one’s a bit bigger than average.

Stav wishes he was the size of this cartoon counterpart

Stav is fat!

He wanted to pursue stand up. Simple as that dawg

I only tried to listen to this pod recently and couldn't handle that awful fake laugh, but he seems like an alright dude in other media, so maybe this is a good move. These animations are fun tho, as long as I don't hear too much of that horrid laugh I'll be back

I knew he was an antisemite!

Stav is trying to get ahead of his affair with ned fulmer

Stab left cause he say how much work he would have to actually do and couldn’t hang

To be absolutely fair to Stav here that was a low move by Adam

These comments are brilliant!

Literally listened to this Ep today at work and thought "man this would be great for cumtown animated"

Stav is fat

I also love a leaky bite

The real reason stav left is that secretly, nick has been paying a guy to make the door smaller ever couple months. They wanted to see if Stav would notice but when it was too small for him, he was just like “I quit actually”

stav is the fattest person I've never seen

this is so something that could happen to us

Cumtown fans took stav leaving like it was a divorce. Cumtown cucks grow up already.

This was one of the funniest episodes in the history of the podcast for me

Stav loves him a soggy bottom

Literally all Adam had to do was call GrubHub and order an entire burrito on his dime. They made SO much money from this podcast, just take 2 minutes to be a bro. Not a big deal! Is Stav kinda being a baby? It’s arguable. Is this possibly a part of a larger thing? I think there’s a possibility. Who cares, these people are scumbags anyway lol.

Yep.
It's all Adam's fault.
He ruined Cum Town.

The outro clip just fits so well here lmao

Nick's predictions for Stavs health will likely turn out to be true.

This and the breakfast sandwich coffee shop incident most definitely contributed

"Fascinating behavior" - Dr. N(word) Mullen PhD

Stav went to Ukraine to fight in that war I don't care about

Peak Stavros that he’s talking about getting his Fitbit steps in while simultaneously arguing over not getting to finish someone else’s burrito

I remember when i was able to laugh...

i gorgot i already watched this and saw that I liked the video. so happy that I forgot about this. also Adam is gay.

This is cringe. Use your own voice and style of production. You ain’t Porsalin, you lazy hack

The Soggy Bottom Jew

Stav is such a disgusting slob of a man

Flavor! That’s flavor! 😭

I watched this while eating a burrito and I sided with Stav. Shits delicious

I have to watch this video every day

You threw out the Leftovers?!??

I know, and I probably should never forget it at this rate, that we're all Americans here;

But, still, seriously,

Dude:

Only a Xenos would throw away the Leftovers like that...

Only a Xenos....

In America, Man...

I should have known...

That's Effed Up, Man:

That's seriously Effed Up.

I mean,

That's on a par with calling your parents by their first names, Bro':

You don't farrrrrrrrguingue do that, Man.

You lousy sneakkingue basstige,

You farrrrrrrrrrguingue ice-hole summon-'em-batch:

I'm-a gonna' have-a your belles inna slingue,

I'm-a gonna' take-a yourre dworke anne-a naïlle it to da Walle,

I'm-a gonna' crrrrrush yourrrr boilles inna meat-grrrinderrrrr,

You farrrrrrrrguingue corrrk-soakkerrrr;

Say yourrrr prrayerrrrrsss,

Ice-Holle:

Thissss Issss Farrrrrrrrrrguingue Warrrrrrrr.

😜😜😜

”I love a leaky bite” 🤢

AHAHAAH I recognise the beginning of that voice clip - it's a documentary about anacondas. River Monsters I think.

It’s a shame because Stav was my second and third favorite person on the podcast.