I got a job as a Night Watchman at a Cemetery. Each day, I follow a different set of RULES.

Those quote unquote "true horror stories or true camping stories or true whatever stories" suck booty cheeks compared to ANYTHING Mr. Creeps does. God bless Mr. Creeps, God bless you (👇🏿) and God bless all the subscribers too 🙏🏿

So my only complaint about this writing was that some things felt forced and quick. Like when he said “he doesn’t deserve to die…. I mean I do but not him.” Like??? Okay where tf did that come from? A self pity party out of nowhere?? It made no sense. I knew (or at least hoped) he was about to explain that line but then the very next time they’re together he tells the story? They were on day like 2-4 and he was like “man I know we’ve dealt with this for decades but why don’t you quit..” like it’s been days… I guess the days are accelerated because they’re suspense filled? Idk it was just a line that I would’ve thought was meant for a seasoned veteran at a job with the way it was brought up. And it was so fast. Just instantly said it and then it was all over. Idk IT just felt weird. Then he was like “sorry I dumped all that on you I just thought you should know..” like the other guy wasn’t literally using a crowbar to pry the info out of him….. if he’s uncomfortable it’s his own fault for wanting to know all the business. Don’t ask if you’re not able to hear it. lol

This the kind of rules job im looking for i got no problems with the supernatural stuff or following rules i just hate the ones where you end up working for the devil or a demon or the job is just setting you up as bait

I like gd scary story!!

It's a good story, but the voice is bad. Is it AI? The lilting upswing at the end is very millenial beta and annoying. Wrecks it.

I’m pretty sure I just heard a noise in my hallway. Thanks for the nightmares

Its not often I get attached to pasta characters, but these people were so charming XD I love Zach so much LMAOO

Across. ACROSS. There is no such word as "Acrossed".

What a surprise... Tune in for another "i have to follow a certain set of strange rules" Pick a place, ex. a park ranger, and come up with a strange set of rules... that's all these stories are over and over again. Its the same thing as movie makers making remakes of good movies that were original. They can't come up with anything different or original. So they take the same story and change it a little bit, and its never better than the original.

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Great!

Freaking love Jerry. Straight, to the point, and accurate.
Also, I want night graveyard job. Good pay.
But specifically night. Live humans will give too much bad energy.

Quick thing for the future. Slough is pronounced Sluf.

Fun fact: in christian theology "the sacrifice" which nathan did by making a deal with Amodeus to save his life has marked his soul as worthy of the kingdom of heaven so amodeus wouldnt be able to take him to hell even if he wanted to

I can't decide which part was scarier—the suspenseful build-up or the jump scares. What do you guys think?

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Fun times story time with my friend Mr Creeps 😊❤🫶🏻🫡🇦🇺✨🌙✨

Really enjoyed this one!!

Do they even need security at places with so many rules and breaking anyone will be end of you

I hate both of them. Just constantly messing up for no reason.

"Let me tell you my life story instead of doing an important task that has a time limit."

So annoying

i need this to be a movie 😅now. You read it so beautifully

I really liked this one with all the comic relief! Quite the good one

It baffles me how they left every single time without the items they needed for the night.

all this cus the mf couldn't just wear a damn necklace

Bro threw holy water on a demon and the demon complains about dry cleaning fees before sadly kicking the dirt like a pouting toddler. That shit is hilarious 😂

Zach’s @$$ would’ve died on that table cuz ain’t no way…..🤷🏾‍♀️…SMH…. Awesome story though 🤭.

I can't with the amodeus. I keep hearing that puppet history asmodeus song, from watchers. XD

the goats blood just made me so mad, so let me get this straight, after getting possessed on the first day for not following rules you come back for day 2 and forget one of 3 rules you need to avoid dying brutally? you forgot the entire vile? natural selection

I know this is just a story but why would you downplay demonic possession? It's a HORRIBLE experience. The reality of it is VERY serious.

Rule #1 No sex with the cadavers

This dude sucks please stop

Get to scrubin!

These kids must be the white folks from the horror movies!!! This fool watched his friend get possessed and proceeds to lock himself in a room with him ?!?! What the hell lol I would have pushed him to the ground and went running to the nearest exit

Every once in a while, come back to creepy pastas. Every time I come back to this channel, there's always a rule one

❤ astounding well done sir❤

This story is kinda bad... Decent narration, tho!

15 mins in and Zach is 100% the wrong mf to do ANYTHING risky with haha. It's always the skeptic.

done
the jokes are a cherry on top 🤣

So holy water can change other object attributes into holy.... hmmm

Sorry, but the story AND reading is terrible

At first I thought the story was kinda dumb but the longer it goes on, the more I grew to love these chucklefucks. This is a comedy story in a spooky setting, I love it.

Loved this one!! ❤

Faust was better. Salvation requires sincerity but he never wanted it. He's a moron for keeping quiet about anything because those two would know how to save him, which might have required using the book or might have already worked because it was destroyed.

Interactiom with the father im the grave yard, excellent. 9