Goblin Encounter

That moment when you get sliced by a sword and it sends you to the Shadow Realm.

To be honest, the goblins have a good point. Imagine we capture an alien with a weapon called ''Human Slayer''

...y'know, at least in this weirdo cartoon; Thorin looked his damn age.

Big emphasis on weapon names.

Bilbo doesn’t fall, he floats down the cavern.

A GOBLIN ENCOUNTER
Math is a Bad Blueprint "Materials Death Sentences"
"I'm getting smaller..." -The Eternal: Kiss of the Mummy
True wealth comes from raw materials and engineering techniques. Mumbo-jumbo such as science, math, storytelling, religion, and politics are just distractions to this fact. Not being born into wealth is a psychological death sentence where one struggles endlessly for the truth. The truth and reality only lead to engineering and even the universities do not teach in its true light. This is because the wealthy do not want you bothering them or stealing their secrets. The history of paper-clip engineering only becomes a bad joke over time and MATLAB is no relevant blueprint. Any political war is about wealth and wealth is about engineering. The leaders of governments are not the wealthy, they are the poor. Families with raw materials and factories are the wealthy. Any war is, thus, just a bloody changing of hands whereby the poor become the engineers. The knight is already resolved and determined much like the engineering. Don't be a fool! Honestly, I don't know why anybody in their right mind would participate in this blind mouse run. At least have a flashlight so you know where your going. I'm not saying everyone should have to chisel out dovetail joints and build each other's houses, but that is kind of where reality is.
-A. Crukiboille

I can tell - this is from the DVD re-release with the green cover from 2014 and is missing all the extra sound effects. Get the 1996 DVD or VHS release instead with the blue cover. All the original sound effects were left in tact. There’s even a bit of missing footage from the 2014 version.

Go go the goblins go!

The Hobbit cartoon is twice as bad as the movie.

Does anyone else wonder why the goblins have 2 throats?

"Glamdring, The Foe-hammer" is easily the most badass name for a sword, imo.

Whatever happened to the horses?

Does anyone notice that the goblins are dressed as Roman soldiers?

That song always makes my pussy pop I stg

This film will, honestly, forever be the definitive adaptation of The Hobbit for me. The Peter Jackson Hobbit films just don't exist

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!!!!

Do goblins have two trachea?

This shit freaked me the fuck out as a kid. I had nightmares from this dogshit animation can you believe it?

RUN RUN THE BATTLES ON
LEMMIWINKS AND WIKILEAKS

I like how bilbos bad dream was literally the dwaves making a mess.

Hello, what’s this?? I love this movie. Always have.

This has gotta be my favorite Gandalf entrance ever

Love Gandalfs light show. "Hey, dig some psychedelic lights before I cut this fat bastard' s head off:! Tell the legend of the sword. BEFORE , running for cover. Always a good strategy. 😅

You know Bilbo is British. A cave wall opens behind him and his reaction is " hello! What is this "? instead of " Get the f**k out! Run "!! 🏃‍♀️ 😅😅😅

RIP ponies.

When I was a kid, at the part where the goblins say “the black crack” repeatedly, I could have sworn at the time that the goblins were instead saying: “Bind them! Blind them! Grind them!”

The Peter Jackson version did it better….

Petard Jackson should of just remade this, he’d still have made a balls of it though

Galdalf knew how to stop a party lmao

Ahhh I know that sword bet the Goblin King messed himself lmao

Those goblins look like ugly, furless cats

“It’s Glampering the Toe Hammer!”

A Goblin 👺 is a dead god Plutus 🌹🌚👍 Rest in the Good News 🌹 okay bye

He was going to eat his head?

Where there's a woogie, there's a boogie.

"Run, run, the battles on!
Go Lemmiwinks! Stop Wikileaks"
I wondered what inspired that song in South Park episode Bass To Mouth and its a parody of Goblin Town from this film 👌

john stephenson is such a good voice actor

Great movie 🍿🍿🎥🍿 of the hobbit part I don't know

Something I'll always remember about the Hobbit animated film is that 1 it's how I first experienced the Hobbit as a small child, and 2 my Elementary school has a mural of Bilbo and the Shire on one of the walls

HO HO MY LAD!

Great Goblin: "Glamdring, the FoeHammer!"

It's just "BEATER" to you, Gobs! 🗡️

King goblin Almost eat thorin 😮‍💨

“Ho ho my lad, cut off my hand” good middle school memory

This show knows how to make things scary.

Where have I encountered this melody also?

Edit: got it, Lemmiwinx southpark episode

Tonight I've learned a valuable lesson. Don't let this movie be the last thing you see before bed.

The Goblin King got sent to
The shadow realm. 😂