What's your most N*FW story?

That last story had me on the floor 🤣🤣🤣

fish in the ... doesn´t sound healthy 😅
poor girl without experience. It´s not really her fault it went wrong 😱

The McDonald’s Story : good
The player failing the obey multiple times: better

The last story was avoidable if the parents had got their son circumcised before they could fully comprehend and remember the pain.

bro sounds like roofus

“The Power of Christ compels you” 😂😂

Not super graphic but erm:
Weird situationship ig, during a school thing around freshman year. For a few weeks, whenever I was taking props from this secluded backstage area, he’d stand behind me and help get stuff from the top shelf (I think he was like average height for his age and I’ve always been way below average.) There was a few incidents including but not limited to:
Him picking me up (and me basically smothering him with my chest)
Him saying he wants to practice holding my thighs for ‘experience’ in front of everyone, asking where it ‘felt best’??
Him shoving his hand between my thighs at the back of the room under a desk as his friends half watched half ignored us
Him grabbing my butt as i stood in front of him stopping him from going on stage too early
Yeah, it didn’t work out in the end tbh, idk it just went downhill in the last few weeks, but sometimes I wonder what would’ve happened if we had the chance 💀

i had the same or similar thing as the last story but caught it young tho like 4 so they didn't need to chop it off just some ointment

The background parkour is aggravating

Regrading story 4, you shouldn't feel obligated to continue any sexual activities with someone if it brings you pain and discomfort, you shouldn't be afraid of upsetting the person you're being intimate with just because you don't like whats happening, it's ok to tell people to stop

wtf is that with the holy water

The last one is halarious

The end made me laugh just as much as the story said I am now coughing up a storm and I do not expect this to stop for the next 10 minutes xD.

Not nsfw but when my baby started crawling, my Mexican friend didn’t know baby’s crawled before walking and he started screaming stuff in Spanish and sprinkling water in my child😂😂😂

Um this guy who bullied me in highschool slept with me after ward and had a kink of shame and humiliation and he wanted me to kink shame him and for other things haha

Op sounds stupid af. You made an informed decision to reuse a condom instead of getting a new one. He did research on her birth control and no suddenly thinks he more informed than a nurse yet was out here reusing condoms and is afraid him not following manufacturers guidelines might result in her pregnancy. Someone give this genius a noble award

the fish vibrator 😭

Not just akutagawa at the start lmao

Story 2. The Sexorcist

Saying “where mermaids come from” is crazy 🤣🤣🤣
I don’t know where the OP of that story works but he needs a $5 raise

Don't remind me of the cheese grater incident 😭

story 3 that had my cry laughing for a good minute 😂😂😂

Me and my ex was having s*x one day and my closet was opened so he discovered my bag of wigs so he started checking them out and put one of my wigs on while he was in doggy style😂😂

I can relate to story 4 ngl. My first blowy felt like it was Bruce from Finding Nemo. So my drunk teenager ass was just laying there thinking “what the fuck is the hype about bj’s? I have a cheese grater at home I coulda put my dick in and got the same feeling out of it”

fifth story so cringe i genuinely felt bad for myself for reading that

First guy is cooked

W Mom

THE FUCKING FISHEYE AKUTAGAWA AT THE BEGINNING- 😭😭

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These stories make me realise how shitty my high school life was and how shitty my life still is ita boring and bland

I can’t imagine what that must feel like in story 4. Good god😂

Had story 7 been reversed there would be a guy in jail

This parkour player is absolute dogshit

I got caught by the cops going down on my girlfriend in a 69 Ford Mustang at a park. They were trying hard not to laugh as they told me the park was closed and to leave. Good times

This one is crazy