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Spades, huh....if I was to go on a blind date I'd go with another couple. I'd dress like a bag lady with a hole in my knocked mini skirt. Pull out a jar of thick Vaseline y manually apply it to my lips. I'd take off my thick eyeglasses y tell him cross eyed how great looking he was. Have a roll of toilet paper in my chest, pull it out y blow my nose loudly. After a succession of trials I'd eventually go to the bathroom, the men's room intentionally. I'd fix myself up like a movie star behind the scenes. Than I'd walk out y over to him y stare him in the eye y wink. I'd tell him I'd like to stay longer but I can't y walk into the sunset. I'd await for my friend to say what he said behind my back. To me that is a date. Bon soir.
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