Crusader Kings 2 Medieval Super Seducer Simulator - Child Only Challenge ( Funny Moments )

1.45 daughter of belladoiviin is all i think about

03.06 i got an annoying 100% fertility i.dont need 5 billion kids my wife is 75%

"I didn't see lunatic till last minute." 10/10 Simulator

I got very scared very fast by the title alone.

Door charges at a wedding.... that's one way to get gold.

This is probably the best advertising CK2 could ever have. I would never have heard of this game without Spiff.

I disliked the video, take me Hugh, make me yours

I got one Game Like this with my immortal Viking Emperor. He had won so many duels that he got 100 with every woman and over the centuries his children slot was more like a bar so that you could only see your last born child.

It's not interesting, Spiff. I'm sad.

Vidi, Vici, Veni: I saw, I conquered, I came. Fucking genius holyshit.

Edit: I wrote this before seeing other comments, its staying up fuck you.

Kinda sad to admit that When I saw the title and thumbnail I thought he was trying to have children with as many children as possible

"You know what's humongous about him?
His humongous left hands!"
I'm sorry
Hand S ?

Turns out Marwenna was immune to Hugh's advances because she like the video! XD

I'll never forget the moment when I seduced and made love to my former (widowed) 38 yo stepmother, who always hated my guts because her marriage was not matrilineal and I was a son of my father's (King) previous marriage (ergo I was going to inherit her legacy, which of course was not mine, lol). I guess sex can cure old wounds. Anyway, she got pregnant (didn't count on that) and I denounced the daughter. Bummer.

Should have known Ffion would kill him...the name means foxglove, which is poisonous. Also, just pronounce one 'f', not both.

your wife was a satanist

Try this tactic, but with pagans (or muslims) bec they can have 4 wives at the same time. Even without lovers i always manage to get around 10-12 kids with a Tengri ruler.

Hey Spiff, can we get an updated version in CK3???

heyy just wanted to ask how u got the character focus thingy is it a dlc or a mod ? ^^'

"He could have lasted much longer".... That's what SHE said! Lmao 🤣😂🤣😂😎
Sorry, I couldn't help myself.....

Comment for the algorithm.

In my most recent game of ck3, my wife no joke gave me 20 children before her fertility went out the window. I had been lucky that I was able to get my playable character fecund and found a young woman with fecund as well. I ran out of name ideas by child 12.

Imagine not doing this challenge in cumania

In Welsh culture, they don't say "I love you", instead they say "Ti yw fy hoff ddefaid", and I think that's just wonderful.

No one ever sees the lunatic until its too late

Hugh The Big 10 inch would recalibrate measurements somewhat😂

This is the most misoginistic thing I have ever seen and its hilarious XD

I’d like to see Hugh attempt this in CK3

Why did a simple sheep farmer work?

The women feel herd. 😎😎😎😎

I dont whanna be hughs Video Liked D:

I'm currently playing the game of thrones mod for CK2 for Aegon's conquest. Long story short I played as Aegon for like 10 months cuz he got a scratch while on vacation and died so I had to play his half-brother Orys Baratheon, (he's actually Orys Targaryen now cuz I had to legitimize him) he's been ruling for 29 years and I have 37 children with 9 different women with one of them being my wife, and his half-sister, and 7 of those women are pregnant again. I have so many kids from the ages of 26 all the way down to 1 that I've been able to betroth 3 of my grandkids to 3 of my kids, needless to say this family tree is going to be a circle with like two and a half branches sticking out.

Best vid 🤣🤣🤣.
Hugh, we salute you

gives such a sims challenge feel 😆

Amazing that this became practical in CK3. I wonder if Spiff will make another video on that.

The Ayatollah of Rock ‘n’ Rolla

ok we missed out on a huge opportunity.......... Biggus Dickus.

"Didn't see the lunatic until last minute if I'm honest"

We've all been there when we were thinking with our....
Heads....?

I was also looking for idea like Me vs other using their wives like seduce the wives to Plot sadly I found out you can't seduce women from Other Believe that killed the MOOD
and also I found something when u go to the Belief you see that Christianity Believe in god / Jesus that they got it right but what in earth did Enter holy Mary in the end !? Probably the one who made this game is Muslim

9? That's rookie numbers. One time in a Spain run, my ruler had 20+ children, most of which were highly competent geniuses. Made inheritance prospects rather great.

"Didn't see the "Lunatic trait" until the last minute." Some marriages in a nutshell.

You should do this again!
Funny! 😂

"Didn't see the 'lunatic' until the last moment. "
That happens in a lot of relationships

Hugh: I tried to seduce her. She spread the gossip that I fooled around with a horse.
I didn't give up then and kept trying to woo her. I gave her a necklace and filled her room with flowers. She sent me back a beautiful horse saddle. I think this is going great!

Meanwhile that women: I hope that horsefucker gets the message now...

i actually spat out my Yorkshire Tea when i read that i had gained the "calculating Cuckolder" trait for the first time in CK3