Why You Should Never Trust The Germans - Victoria 2

I bet you say Moscow like "Moskau" as well, like a 1980s yank. It's Crackov, anyway.

The coolmathgames = Victoria 3 joke hits different now. Much rather play coolmathgames

ISP just do reforms dammit

At this point i know 90% of the lines in this vid

I love coming back here

Holy shit this was so long ago

"German Anarcho-Liberals".

Japan: * planned on bringing back the Ottomans for some reason *
Ottomans: * best friends with Japan in real life even after world War 1 *
Russia: I am the main reason they are friends because they both hate me!

Dismand France to ensure they are not attacking you

Should I change my YT name to ISubscribeToISorrowProductionsAndHitThatLikeButtonNowOrElseI’llLeaveYouAndNeverComeBackJustLikeYourFather?

why do they like you
Because you do not reform!!!

“Anton Goering”
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh, what?

His German playthrough is like the sexuality of a 14 year old girl on Twitter…. constantly switching

>France constantly waging war against Germany
>France never being called militarist
surprisingly accurate

You know WE WILL GET VICTORIA 3 IT HAPPENED

Yo quería ver al Imperio Aleman no al zurderio.

Really strange way to describe vicky 3

It's sad to hear him say "Akeh" instead of "Aceh" with "che"

Wait ISP why does it say Europa Universailis in the description thingy and also how did u fuck up germany this bad?

I think I saw gorings daughter leading some facists

Germany time

*doesn’t tax the rich, taxes the poor as much as he possibly can always*
“wHy Do YoU kEeP rEvOlTiNg”

1904 Krakow Number 9

Wait how does anarcho-liberalism work??? XD

I’m watching binging some Vic 2 rn and I just noticed WHY IS KRAKOW NUMBER 9 SECONDARY POWER??

When you said Alexa can we throw 500 hamburgers into the sea, my Alexa piped up with "I can play Despacito if you like"

Wait... that was... 2 years ago?

One of ISP's vic 2 catchphrases: I wasn't going to colonize this game.

I am no V2 expert, But having "Tax the Poor" as the first thing to do may have something to do with all the revolts

Hou did you have that much rebelds

I actually was in a war of japanese control of joseon as the Ottos. Didnt want to hurt our relations

Kchk

That "кучькъ" sound at the start of the video got me rollind under the table.

he clearly didn't know how to reform

What a strange, strange parallel world you’ve created. The absurdity of Afghanistan defending Russia and the UK against Germany and America boggles the mind!

I have never seen so many revolts in one game I have to almost use commands for revolts to happen

Socialists violently protesting against losing an election... Just what you'd expect.

are you using any mods. My game just works so different. there is never so much change