when you skip all the cutscenes to get to the gameplay

This was me playing Octopath Traveler

CDawgVA in a nutshell.

I don't know what game is...

I did that with Alice madness returns

This is what playing Dark Souls is like

Me in zenless zone

Basically like porn.

I know nothing of online games or even board D&D games but you're hysterical.

Ah yes the king dragon. Not a dragon god or something. Just a king dragon

Sexica.

Hear me out: What if you get one of multiple random cut-scenes, and only by watching the cut-scenes you can deduce the random weakness of the evil boss...

😆 yeah this stuff gets me in trouble cause there's always key details in the description that summaries don't always cover. So I end up going around for hrs trying to figure out just to go back to the beginning part of the quest to figure out wth I missed 🙃

Can't relate. I obsess over the cutscenes. I am forever haunted by the many cutscenes in Endless Ocean: Blue World that cannot be returned to

“Now it’s time-”
“My name is gun-”
?
“My little brother gunthe-”
“I’m sexica-”
“So you finally-”
“HAAAAAAA-“

We still need to know why it’s so important that Lysanderoth’s actual name is Lygon

Final boss: I am going to kill you
Me: Why
Final boss: cuz you killed my son
Me: who
Final boss: my son, the guy protecting the scepter
Me: what
Final boss: the thing you need to kill me with to beat me at the dungeon
Me: Where
Final boss: the thing at the start of the game
Me: when
Final boss: the task you were given when you first joined the game
Me: who are you again
Final boss: -_-

"I'm a Sexican!" ?

“How much further must we-“
Skip
“Wait, why am I an Elite now?”

wait turn back on Sexyca

One name in the kingdom sends chills down the spine of anyone who hears it.

Doug Dimmadome owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome.

Me with the Persona games.

“Im sexica-“
That got me so bad 😭

I want to know the sexica storyline don’t skip her

THE SAMURAI SCREAM this entire thing is comedy gold 😂😂😂

I’m playing Stranger of Paradise: Final Fantasy Origin. The intro of that game is literally this video. I thought that’s what this video was spoofing, until I realized this video came out two years before that game.

Now i want a game with a "get to the point" canpaign that compresses the story as much as possible and is focused on just getting to the damn point

Not accurate, you didn't get the cutscene that had you drinking tea with your friend at home to begin with, only to skip the cutscene to be fighting god instantly.

He should've stopped at Sexica

I want a vital hint to be in the cutscenes

Connor be like

THIS is how to do ads. Everyone should pay attention.

The screaming sword part got me 😂

Me with Star Rail something a caracter have a very sad moment and I am like oh no anyway .

Am surprised the game didn't foresightfully retaliate by making sure the last 30% of the cutscenes are completely unskippable, even on save states.

“Nice to meet you, chum.”
“Nice to BEAT YOU, DUMB!”
Poetry at its finest.

See, I’m a person who plays games for the story, so I could never imagine doing this. Sometimes I get sick of the gameplay because I just want to see where the story goes

I'd unironically watch an anime by this guy.

So he's kinda making fun of every game he sponsors by making a skit about it. GENIUS

I love how happy he looks at the beginning.

And then the quest tells you to find a specific item that you have no idea how to get because you skipped the cutscene that explained how to find it.

thats just a movie

I love how Lysanderoth revealing his real name is Lygon is the only one Dennis doesn't skip

Speedrunners be like:

Someone needs to make this into a game !!!