CKY. Chinese Rap

2044!! & forever!

Damn, this song brings me back to my younger days, and still has following. Awesome!
Lame that I can't listen to it on Spotify.

Who wants to taste my General Tso?
You want a piece of my General Tso?
I’m gonna give it to you now
Who like my chopsticks
Hit you in the shit with my little ass dick
Yellow
If you wanna see me, eat jello
I’ve never seen nothing like you before
I can kick you
Higher than you can kick me
I can kick you way up into a tree
Who wants a taste of my Oolong Tea?
Ho ha ho ha hoo chi chi
Everybody in the phonebook's named Chang
Wanna see my wang?
Never could go and hit the gong with a bang
Waaaah
Everybody wanna see me throw a fireball
But that’s not right
Not in real life
You will fall
Down and break your leg
Everybody wanna see me break an egg
Well I don’t
But I like fried rice
And I ain't got lice
Ching chow woo ching wang woo wice
That ain’t nice
Oh a fortune cookie
I always charge you twice
Delivery’s free
But not from me
I always charge a dollar fifty
55 Wanna see me go down?
Hit you with the line
Howwwwyyyyaaah
War when I hit you with the shit
Do a split, take a shit, after you eat my shit
Kungfu, Want my buffet?
You fucking gay
Ah, Wai-Lo hit you with the hay
Stay the fuck away, hit you in the balls
Only Americans eat duck sauce
And my soy sauce is for you
I can put it in your shoe
Watch this, I can tiptoe while you take a piss
In my bathroom, spy on you while your little boy sh*ts
Hooowyaaaah
I can kick you if you don’t pay the bill
And if you want a little mint that’s fifty cents bitch
Everything costs a little bit
So don’t expect nothin for free
At least from me
Ching chang choo wee
I got you from Taiwan City
And Hong Kong
I can smoke a bong
And I can do it all night long
And don’t mistake me for a Viet Cong
I can get you and tackle you, and take you out
Never see me when I get you and bake you
Rope you up
And put you in a bamboo cage
And make you feel all my rage
Poke you with a little stick till you
Page your buddies to come Napalm me
God damn that shit burn blew away my whole city
Ho-Chi-Minh, shoot a load on your chin
God damn that’s a sin goy-go goodbye
And if you want to come on in
You can work into my world
Where the yellow shit begin
Hoooyyyaaaah
Can’t be tamed
I got shit to control your brain and it's called
Egg fu yung, and lo mein
So come on in baby and have it just the same
Hooooyyyyaaahhh Haaaa
No wok ung tow dayday
Heh I dont suppose! Hahaha huh? huh....?

Yooo what a throw back 😂😂😂😂😂

Chinese egg fire chicken fight rap battle destroyer I am here, swag swag swag ❤😂🎉😢😮😅

Hall Robert Martin Jessica Hall Michael

That piano Note goes unreasonably hard

Chen is a frēē man year 8075

"I can kick you higher than you can kick me" randomly popped into my head and I had to look it up. It's been like 20 damn years since I've even THOUGHT of this song omg 😭😭 it's amazing to rediscover

Kendrick Lamar's inspiration for Not Like Us.

Davis Betty Young Scott Walker Ronald

lol

Omg. I forgot about this.

Brown Larry Johnson Edward Moore Thomas

ovulation balloons?

phermones

animal sounds

new squirel suita

dinosaur fossils

Greatest song ever created. PERIOD!

I remember downloading this off Napster

Heather Island

In on 2025 still banging this. Where did this guy go

Anyone who rocked this 20 hrs ago at when joining high school/secondary school is my friend

My soy sauce is for you.... yes 🫵

"I can kick you if you don't pay the bill" !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Agreed

Heard this song for the first time back in 1999. A bunch of us were passing around on Napster and LimeWire. All the idiots on here claiming this for Gen Z were sperm when this came out. For the last 25 years, I have randomly broken out into lyrics of this song to the mass confusement and shock of everyone around me. Gen Z it will be forever known as the gay generation. They would have literally cried and protested if this had come out when they were in college.

Imagine the backlash if someone did this nowadays would be in the news for weeks 😂😂😂

ONLY AMERICAN'S EAT DUCK SAUCE 🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣💯💯💯💯 FRFR

Moore Patricia Martin Angela Martinez Dorothy

COULD I PLEASE HAVE THE INSTRUMENTAL

Bar of the track is "and if u want a little mint, thats 50 cents....bitch ...everything costs a little bit" 😂🔥

Still a classic

havnt heard this in 20 years and the words came right back...

Omg. I haven't heard this in 1000 years

I wish Bobby Lee would see this lol

AYAAAAA!

This will never not be funny

Ahhh...the good old days when delivery was only dollar fiftee.

Fuck off Uber :D

First listen 2004
Recent listen 11/24/2024

Ordered Chinese food and as I was getting the soup thought “egg foo yon” which made me think of this. Tried telling my wife about it but could remembered the words. Pulled it up on here and sang it word for word - how does that work?! It’s been 25 years!!!

I’ve been listening to this for 20 years now !!! Only Americans eat that sauce !!!

still can sing it word for word lol

Good luck trying to rap in as china people today

Still a banger. Always will be.

Best shit ever!

Throw a fireball 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

December 2024 🎉