Jack Sparrow vs Barbossa 'Battle of Telescope'

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

LMAO “at world’s end”

he holding two together to make it look like one

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Part 1:
Barbossa: Spyglass
Jack: Mini Spyglass

Part 2:
Barbossa: Spyglass
Jack: Telescope without support legs

Anyone else other than me notice that Jack's super-duper-extra-long spyglass at the very end is all black? No? Just me? Ok.

The classic game of my d*ck is bigger than yours.

How much you want to bet Johnny Depp asked to add that in and didn't tell Geoffrey Rush when they approved so he'd have a genuine reaction?

I love how in the first scene Jack just pouts away like "🥲🥺 well she says it's the motion in the ocean that matters" 🤣

Mines is bigger than your's 😂

Yep he says … looks good

Like where tf did captain Jack even get it from, did he just stop off at a market at some point during there journey to find the biggest and longest telescope that they had just to make barbossa jealous 😂😂😂😂

The bigger, blacker scope 😂

the friendship rivalry between Jack Sparrow and Barbossa

Best friends fucking around be like

Hector, the dad that Jack didn’t know he had.

Jacks telescope bending over from how much it weighs

Me recuerda a Quico y al Chavo

Aye, that’s Captain Jack Sparrow, savvy

Best dick joke in the history of cinema. Bar none.

Bro said mine is bigger

Bro said mine is bigger than

Like the dynamics between these two

Typical of such men - always comparing themselves with their sizes. :p

The guy who you shouldn’t worry bout 😂😂😂

Cant help but chuckle everytime this scene pops up

Jajaja 😂😂❤❤

Would that telescope even work???

Absolutely love the 8 UNNECESSARY clicks before it shows the telescope 🤣

xDDD

i remember this from SIEGE TALES😂

I feel like this is supposed to be a d joke

I love these scenes so much 😂

I swer, Jack called to the spirit of Mr. Bean for this one bit 😂

I swear that telescope is straight out of Dr. Seuss

Two captain showing off their toys XD

Jack's little squint at the end always gets me - acting like he can see through that absolute abomination of a telescope

...I missed ya Jack

I love this part in the film it’s like they always have to fight on who has the better things 😂😂😂

Am I the only one who always took this joke/comedic scene as a sexual inuendo ? (I have a bigger one than you)

Wonder where he was keeping that thing

Shrek: "Do you think maybe he's compensating for something?"

It would be black lmao

😂😂😂

Me watching this scene like 😂😂😂😂😂