UNWRITTEN LAWS/RULES OF THE AUSTRALIAN PRISON SYSTEM E3 #prison #jail #podcast #lockedup #video

Car and home team💪🏼

Some people will just put the phone sitting on top of the phone don't just use it,ive seen some unhappy people getting woken up by pool balls

I smuggled in an old gold phone in my ass one stint.

At Tarra we had 2 actual phone booths with doors, like the old pay phones from the 80s. They were fantastic, but on a hot day it was like a sauna. They weren't sound proof either but it gave a bit more privacy than the other phones in the place

Unsure how to spell it but you would of heard of Lin Lin?

Your channel has good subjects.

Biffo 😂I have to say love your content interesting

I appreciate the content mate .

On ya Biffo, killing it bruz 💪💪

fantabulistic g . subscribed, love the stories and these longer vids

Some great tips there son ❤

Gday mate ...excellent advise

Another great video. Thanks Biff👍
When you said "Don't drink anyone's milk." It reminded me about a story a bloke told me. (* edit: during Covid lockdowns) lt was his job to take food trays to each cell. If it was a newby he'd ask them "Do you want the milk or the orange juice?"
It took em a while before they figured out that they were supposed to be getting both.😂

And don’t drop the soap!!

Another top video. Sounds so frightening

A car in California is your race

Great content..! Subscribed... Cheers!

If ya all obey the regular law you won't have to worry about prison law or your freedom being taken.

We used to call any prison thiefs "Paedothieves" . I had a bloke thieve from me, he suffered the humiliation of being beaten up by the smallest bloke in the prison, 52kg me, whilst I was bashing him screws came in, saw what was going down, pulled their caps over their eyes as the went inside so they "couldn't see anything" once inside they proceeded to where they could watch and cheer me on through the window. When I say I bashed him, I did but not to the usual bloody pulp that most prison bashing result in, but I got to land enough punches into him to satisfy my grievances. I hurt him, but what would of hurt him most would have been the humiliation of being beaten up by "stix" the smallest bloke in the prison. He didn't even fight back because he knew that hitting little "stixy" wouldn't bring anyone any prison prestige, and if had of even so much as swung at me once there were 50 prisoners watching who would have likely jumped in and bashed him to the more standard bloody pulp expected in a prison. He got shipped out of the prison within a day or two after, because he was never going to be safe there after being identified as a paedotheive. It was an low/open security prison where every cell[hut] had no locks so everyones belongings were there to be stolen by anyone stupid enough to try stealing. The rules on paedotheives was explained to everyone first day there by the screws, the screws would not ever lift a finger to interfer in a paedothieves copping their bashing. The standard parnishment usually began with the thieves hand being placed on a door jam whilst the door was slammed shut on it until 4 fingers were broken before being bashed, I didn't do that step to him, which caused the screws to give me a lecture on how I had done the wrong thing by not doing that and telling me to make sure "next time" I did not not be so "neglegent' in my treatment of the paedothief.

How funny it's about respect, yet if they actually respected people and their property in the first place....they wouldn't be in there, and what makes me laugh most is these rules yet these guys broke rules in the first place, morons

Never heard of anyone in any Victorian prison being asked by a celly to piss sitting down, wtf 😂

how ya goin lejend??

Fuck Biff 20K subs. That happened quick. Well done

I cam see how stiffs would like this maybe a bit bro but who wants to hear this it's all just basic respect no need for 4 15 min videos

600ml milk ?
In NSW ( parklea & long bay ) we only got 300ml , ripped off, lol .

Hey mate, lovin' the channel I binge watched a heap of episodes already, you got a lot to offer in terms of inspiration.
Question, in my drug career I've seen people go to extreme lengths to obtain or use a fit, like just ridiculous scenarios, what's it like in jail, maybe you could do a video on prison made fits and the lengths crims are willing to go to have a shot inside. Keep up the awesome work 🙏

Being respectful and saying sorry for minor mistake also goes a long way.

A “verbal biff” about their wives/family when the hypocrites have been beating the 💩 out of them and/or making their lives a misery 🤦

Is good advice to act hard if your soft?

I have a idea for a video for you, Maybe you have seen or heard of or your views of change in the prison system since its being privatized?. Rehabilitation Incentive gone down prehaps because of privatization?. Over populated prisons due to privatization etc?. It seems like a cycle that many just can't get out of once in the system?. Many can't seem to live outside having their lives organised and commit crimes just to have a feed and a bed and TV, Even to get back to their mates inside?.

A lot of these are just plain common sense

man as the saying goes, if you give respect you usually get respect . as in life tho ,, sometimes you have to stand yr ground .. best bet is to
Stay outta there lads ..
its not the time you do , its the way yr judged by society when you get out .. ..
🤟✌️ Out

P.Diddy get Buck Fiddy'd.
On ya Biff
Love your work

We used to take the phone off the hook,we called it a thumbprint on the phone, if you touch the phone wile there's a thumbprint on it,coz a guys gone to dunny for 5 minutes when he gets back sees you on phone it's on

Ayy mad video my bro, keeeep up the gangsta work my bro and one day you'll blow up. You should make a podcast video with someone who was either in jail or a ex screw and talk about how the system could be improved and what steps would need to be taken for this to happen

Common kindness drop your pants and take it like a man because your mum had to 😅😅😅 ps never worked in a place full of innocent children

Lol, I would have overthought the sitting down to pee was a trap😂 like getting tricked into doing something feminine...

Who touched me fkn milk we had a milk thief in unit he was targettin one persons milk so he went and had a bat n added the protein sure enough by afternoon muster hes milks been drank,so he yells out after muster Oi whoever been drinkn me milk ya just drank me cum fkw8t lol imagine bein the peter who been stealin milk i was in on it so knew the milk was cum milk but noone throwing up when they heard the news....

So wouldn't it take someone gossiping to someone gossiping about someone finding out that someone is gossiping.

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Fkn dumb shit crimes. Think you are all good blokes and live by an ethical code, yet your lack of respect for ethics and codes is what landed your loser a**es in the first place.

Haha howz bout don’t get the nings to fix the sink, then find our brew beside the HW ern

Keeping it up bro.

Lreally good series I'm enjoying it biff thanks for sharing your experience

So people crack it if someone steals from THEM.. but THEM stealing cars, property etc from a random stranger is fine?? … that’s some twisted logic right there….

Great series!