Derek: gonna keep it lowkey Also Derek: I’m Spider-Man and Leo’s still alive

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤

😂😂like nobody LIES in their dating site 😂😂

I feel like in 1 week Derek’s going to complain that only girls are talking to him and none of the guys.😅

I am cracking up over here!! 🤣

Derek, you are an amazing, cool little dog.

Derek all you gitta say is "Im a Pug, mike drop!"

😂😂😂 teddys face is so adorable. Teddys profile gonna be the most popular one ❤❤

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I believed every worddddd! 😂

😂😂😂

bet his favorite food is milk steak and his hobby is magnets

Also Derek:Jonny Deep told me it was beautiful and my face is insured for $150,000
Oh one time I punched Amy in the face and it was great.

That’s the funniest one I’ve seen of yours yet😂

A lucky girl is waiting for you out there, Derek. 🐾❤️🐾

Hilarious adorable ❤😂😂😂

I love you Derek!!! I do!!

Actually tbh the Leo one was pretty funny and might actually work

I was just talking about Leonardo DiCaprio dying in Titanic a few minutes ago 😂

You took this from another creator.

I giggled so hard at gtfooh I almost peed myself 😂😂

Derek Youre cute ❤

Give credit to the original creator please.

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