we got zooted on the podcast: The Squeakquel (w/ Will Witwer) | Perfect Person Ep. 121

the amount of Veronica Mars knowledge in this room is hot af

I've been blissfully enjoying Prime drinks for MONTHS and THIS is how I found out it's made by LOGAN PAUL?! Thank you for the information I'm never buying it again.

RTJ 👉👊

If someone told me they only being friends with a person, because they had a crush. I would have said that they were being a creepy asshole. It's stalking-ish, weird, and kind of gross.

Thank you so much for the rent serenade I got to use my ridiculous memory of my highschool choir concert arrangements

You should have Nicole Byer on Perfect person and you should go on why wont you date!!!!!! You are both at Headgum now so it would be perfect!!!!!!!!

Love the Veronica mars content, from a gen-z Veronica mars fan

Will, I almost signed off to watch rent, the bohemia was soo off in memory, the other two pretty dang good miles❤🎉😂. I'll watch it after the pod.

BIG POST ON MY BIRTHDAY

‘You didn’t call about [topic]’ is now going to be my go to when I go off on a tangent in a convo

Will saying the Mr. Beast Bar is "even worse than regular Hershey's" hurt my soul D: I love me a regular Hershey's!

Miles is a hungry pothead type boy couldnt stop munching.

Am I the only one you inspired to re-watch Rent? I legit paused the episode to go watch it. Wound up spending my night sobbing instead of laughing ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ But hey, I'll get more laughs tomorrow when I come back to listen to the rest

I love Will!!

Furries are everywhere. They're really into IT but also the person who designed the moderna vaccine is a furry. There's furries in NASA. Also furry hate is thinly veiled queerphobia so you're on the right side of the conflict

The way I need just an episode of Miles singing Rent and other musicals at people while angrily explaining them

Currently munching on some nerds gummy clusters and can confirm they are not sticky

Lmao Miles singing randomly with the second caller has me DEAD🤣🤣🤣

I like you I like you I like youuuu and I'm feeling so bohemian like you! Thanks Will for this moment of joy. ❤

look at me. this is a MANS body.

The Nerd Gummy Clusters were my #1 choice! Not me and Will being candy soulmates

I think that was the best "get real" we've even gotten 😂

I think I'm going to need some "Hey, Will?" merch at this point

jacob tremblay is like eighteen, it would be CRAZY for him to be wonka 😭

miles assigning will his day to post is so funny

love u miles

I wish a nerds gummy cluster had won the election.

not the Veronica and Piz discourse in the year of our lord 2024. need to hear Miles's take on them taking Logan OUT in the reboot series...

No okay will is so real for the dandy Warhols reference

Frozen rolos in the summer hit different

We had just over 800 graduates in my class lol started with 1300ish

j'accusing someone of skill issue for not being able to eat nerd clusters without getting sticky is so funny and idek why

are will's pants unzipped the entire time?

Ty for immediately giving credit to AnthPo! Not enough people are

Where exactly are you two storing your candy?!??

'adding difficulty' is the perfect way to put it... watching this ep while also high felt like lvl2....sooooooo funny

THE PANTS SITUATION pls

The Proposal (2009) starring Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds is my favorite movie all time Miles I get it