Theo Talks Rodentia with "The Rat Queen" Samantha Martin

wu tang.

The Rat King & The Rat Queen

Wu tang is here forever … mutha efer. And so are rats.

Such a creative genius, no joke!

How come you're not more famous?!

An American tail!!!! Best movie growing up in the 80’s

sellling hamsters outside of a rave is out of control llllllllllllllooooooooollllllllllllllllll

She totally ratical!

The Rat King and Queen 🐀 🐀
Holy shit buddy
I had a rat tail haircut in the mid 80’s

This is the sweetest thing

Couldn’t watch this episode…

Hey Theo! I went to your stand up show in Moline, Illinois! You were phenomenal as always, and your openers were hilarious too! Who was the woman who opened for you? I’ve been trying to find her online with no luck!

Theo is the best at making crazy things sound completely normal 😂

🐀 👑, baby
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My dad had two rats when I was a kid. Mr Ratty Rat and Mrs Ratty Rat 😂

It’s sad because they don’t live long, yes they are very smart. I will say we grew up in South Florida, so we would catch snakes, trade snakes. You know a bunch of us in the block, collected them even poisonous snakes. So we always raised rats as a by product, snakes eat too. I can remember this male stud rat and he made us a lot of youngsters. When the litter was at various sizes, they were harvested. The reason we raised rats is because they grow quickly and they are all sizes. That male rat had the biggest balls but we did handle them as pets. I’ve also raised mice for pets when I was young.

This is an awesome guest, so kool!

Rats are misunderstood.

Slangin' them hamps at the rave!

Rats are awesome pets!

Theo for sure smashed that

Why does this lady look like she's my mother's twin

Lady they walk and piss randomly wherever they go! What in the hell are you talking about!

THEY STARTED IT & THEY PLAUGE DID NOT HELP !!! 😂😂😂

Used to have Gerbils myself. I want to say the parents survived the longest and lucky to get one or two every two breeding cycles

Samantha must be a big Stranglers fan 🎉

“Rats won’t bite your kids”, bitch, I watched a rat pierce my brothers lip just looking for a kiss

~ 🐭Don't get a Rat or a hamster. The pher0mones or dander create a sickness that actually changes the structure of the human face. Rats are smart due to the survival instinct to propagate. Don't get rats or hamsters please.

Dont matter what this lady says a rat will always be a rat!! She can have ALL of em!

I always thought rats would be a cool pet but they have such short lifespans I’m not sure I could bear the heartache so frequently.

What we all need is pole dancing rats

Rats are super smart