If relationships had time machines #shorts

This isn't a healthy relationship 😂

Spoiler

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The red flag on his back

All bro had to do was grab her waist, give her smooches and he's good

Perfect use of a Time Machine!

My ex who was crazy now I see it, after 2 weeks of dating she video chat calls me and pretends to commit self harm to test my loyalty can any other guys give their opinion cus apparently I’m the bad guy for leaving her

"Do i look ugly , am i irritating? , does having me having a male best friend bad?'
me: YES MADAM

If you can’t win, don’t play the game!

That's my ex-wife we're not together no more

Does this work after you’re married?

Anne Klein and Babolat.
Kaminski and SHH.
These are no accidents.

Too strong

Can I borrow that?

The reason why he keeps failing is bc it’s a canon event… he’s destined to lose

I wish i could time back😅

To anyone wondering, the correct answer is "You look beautiful, no matter what you wear."

I just reply with insulting jokes and give them the silent treatment if they take it seriously

I chuck in the odd "whatever" and "i really dont care" if they keep going

Its really effective and they stick around way longer than you think.

Just remember women: every time a guy rejects you, he is a time traveller who saw what you become.

I would just say "you look beautyful in everything"

'Shows skin'
Shes not showing skin in the dress though really

we all need that rick and morty button

“Do you feel good in the dress? I personally believe you look stunning in anything, but how do you feel? Then I can confidently say that you should wear that dress.”

Her not wearing bra makes me anxious as a woman😂 It ruins the dress😂

Kristen is cute

Real talk, most the women ive dated are exactly like this. 😭

I would say say ur beautiful with anything u wear even ur wearing clothes that are ugly u make them beautiful bc it’s u that is wearing them

Erased from the timeline 😂😂

The dress look gorgeous ! I want a link lol😅

Character customization is definitely one of the funniest thing on games

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I'm loving these shorts, they're very Portlandia-esque

Oh that is sooo funny

🤣🤣🤣Fair, but there is literally no way to avoid this, "society" is causing it not the individual, anyone who tells you otherwise wants to sell your organs:(💓

I neee to buy some of those red reset buttons

She’s A Great Actress Girl.

Good choice

It's one of those questions only time machine can save you
Like the do you notice something new?

Say, you could wear nothing and that would be perfect. 😊

Based af

She sounds toxic

Whenever my wife gets into a bad mood so far all I need to say is "your being a little bitchy now your in a bad mood?" And she shines up and smiles and changes her attitude.

Really? Lol

‘I love that colour on u’ is always a safe bet

Crazy? I was crazy once.

I feel it

Love the MYC E scow shirt

IT'S IN THE WAT THAT YOU USE IT! ♪♪

His shirt says "Nationals 2022" even though they're on 2018 😂😅

he's probably been there 100 times like in total recall

I gained some weight and asked my 5-year-old daughter if I was fat. She said yes. My husband said there was more of me to love. :)

Do you sail E scows?