Andrew Dice Clay - The Evolution Of Dirty Nursery Rhymes

That is a change, seeing the crowd make the comedian chuckle.

We used to have a proper country...🤣

Dude these jokes are not that funny. Anybody can come up with that. Wtf I could have did this back then

Bad ass mamayama

Timeless. But you had to be there in that day and age.

Looks like Jerry Seinfeld

How is this funny? It’s cringe

Ohhhh ey ey oh....

I miss the times like this when everyone had fun.
Being back the 80s - today stinks!

He gets more Italian with each iteration.

its sad to see him go from stadiums to small theaters

That comment about the newspapers not being in touch with reality is even more true now than way back then.

thank you for this

last 20 seconds is everything he stands for

Long live the Famous Face of Fame Go get a picture you softies

They are the best Nursery rhymes.

…and everyone knew this was a routine back then, no one took it literally. He’s “unbelievable”!

It’s like watching a Pokémon evolve into his final form

2024...HBO presents....

Honestly have never heard of this guy. My dad used to tell us these back in the 70's but a bit differently
such as "Mary had a little lamb, her daddy shot it dead.
Now she takes it to school each day , between two slices of bread."

Still awsome today, 2024!

When you could be funny without getting canceled! It's a joke people! And damn funny!!😂

He wasn’t funny 🤷🏽‍♂️

The Me Too movement would have loved Dice

Shouldn't this start with Otto Peterson doing them with George and then show Dice doing the stolen bit?

What is happening here

First joke was stolen and old. My mother told it to me when I was a kid.

With today stupid woke culture Dice would get canceled

How times have changed....

jack and jill went up the hill so jack could get some candy, but jack got a shock with a mouthfull of cock cause jills real name was randy

Donald j trump's next press secretary

to see a crowd this pumped is great, my favorite is when he says turn on these fucking lights I want to see you guys

Funny shit the first time you see it. But Dice was a one trick pony

Too many 🐱 🐱 in the world today who can’t handle comedy.

Who needs Jay Z? This guys raps are better and hes sampling classic nursery rhymes

The man sold out 2 seperate nights in Madison Square Garden. He owns the crowd like very few comedians I have ever seen. And you can tell he loves every bit of it. And he loves his crowds

'the real thang! sure iz a welcome site where i cut my eeth and im going joint jumping tonight' whaa tX
the real mother goose xoxoliztrea

Oh so that’s where the title “The Nightman Cometh” comes from

Dice will always be a fuckin idol, this video was great. Man is a menace

kinda love the ooooohh

It must have been the shock factor.
I remember this.
It’s not even close to funny now.

We used to be a nation !

How could he even do comedy nowadays?? Every joke was offensive to someone.😪

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Post this to everybody... ohhh!

Straight face gang 😐

A idea: sing a sing of sixpence a pocket full of rye
Four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie
When the pie was open they all began to sing
And then I started fuckin them starting from the wings
OH!

Imagine aliens cruising through the solar system and checking out the broadcasts and seeing this 😂