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Shall I compare thee
To a floating pile of dung?
was right there
HamBURGLER Himler.
ОтветитьTwo soon?
ОтветитьDid biden vote trump out of spite
ОтветитьBeen on vacation actually watching cable. And seen the nickelodeon commercials kids choose the president.. and the things kids said were important.. it was like better health care and equal rights.. had me chuckling. Ive never seen so many things saying to vote for basically the opposite of trump.
ОтветитьAll these October surprises for Trump and yet no effect in the polls. If Kamala had one scandal like that she'd be polling at 30 %.
ОтветитьHi there dude. Did you hear of Republican politicians plans to theive the Presidency from Kamala Harris if she wins it and then give the Presidency to the ex-president?😊
ОтветитьThe USA is bizarre. How could millions vote for Dementia Donny?
ОтветитьAs non American I hope Kamala will win. It might be funny, but you don’t play with the nuclear code. I used to by a fan, but totally lost respect for Americans after this circus.
ОтветитьI have been a registered Republican since 1970-1 and voted 4 Harris...nor did i vote 4 Diaper Don in 2016...me wise 2 his insanity since 1976 when he was a 29 year old punk&pud on my t.v....i was 23 years old and t.v. was shut off a.s.a.p. he was still suckling with mommy while daddy held his hand...bad seed/kid
ОтветитьI have family in Cuba. I travel there frequently. They know what is going on and they DON'T believe in tRump.
They are not Stupid!!.
Really? It took the MSG hate-fest to make some people outraged by Trump and sycophants, finally?
Where are you from? Jupiter? Alpha Ceti 6?
She just delivered one of the greatest speeches in American history to cap off an incredible 100 day campaign. SHE GOT THIS!!!!
ОтветитьHis last joke encapsulated my entire life!! Dieter😂
ОтветитьI live is Aus, and i'm honestly so scared for America right now. I so desperately want Harris to win....i'm just terrified that there's more crazy Trump folk than sane folk at the minute.
ОтветитьI love that Stephen opened with that line from Julius Cesar that was part of today‘s NYT’s corrections puzzle 😂
ОтветитьIf we always say we really shouldn't be surprise by things trump do, but everyone is still waiting for october "surprise"
ОтветитьLove colbert
ОтветитьThat joke about Ricky got me 😂
🇵🇷 The Island may be small but we are NOT!
No es lo mismo llamar al diablo que verlo venir. Translation Don’t F**k with Puerto Rico
Too big to rig. Trump is your 47th President, cry about it. 😂 MAGA🇺🇸
ОтветитьAnd since a federal judge put Rudy Giuliani back into a dildo box. I am a registered Democrat voter who did what any patriotic American citizen would do for any patriotic soldier who died in combat for his or her country. It's as clear an election choice as voting for Trump or Poop, not even a question.
ОтветитьTrump Pence flags on Cuban band video!!
Ответить😂😂😂the poor girl from media class Kamala your parents both phD an your saying your were poor😂😂😂😂 please stop lying
ОтветитьI love you SC, but I am SO SICK and TIRED of hearing about nothing and nobody but DT! The unending coverage by every news outlet and comedy show of every idiotic and creepy and ugly thing he says and does only helps him, it would appear.
ОтветитьTrump can't dance and he's to fat to fly.
ОтветитьTrump really went "wanna see me piss off one of the world's biggest, most influential mega-stars to the point they endorse my opponent? wanna see me do it again?"
ОтветитьThere’s trash all around. There are still mountains. And I mean mountains of debris, a lot of tree limbs logs and brush. But a lot of furniture and siding and trim and drywall and fascia and shingles everywhere In piles all around the Tampa Bay Area. I think the real people in the states can and do appreciate every part of Puerto Rican culture they have to offer. I’ll admit, one of the most controversial comics, who has been cancelled before, made an unfunny joke about Puerto Rico. But that guy is a renowned idiot. But Colbert can talk about “poopy butts” I honestly am tired of these late night guys referencing children’s privates and South Park like d__k and b___s jokes, and receiving huge applause. I might have a lot to say. But we are all we have. And it’s just funny to me how we are putting everything on the line for a bs presidential pick a side illusion. Remember this, my fellow Americans. Late night guys are failed comedians who couldn’t hold a 15 minute laugh factory slot if their lives depended on it. Please don’t take away comedy. Tony, stay on kill Tony. Your jokes did suck. But in my opinion, you’re still saved by the comics united allegiance. It’s comedy. If you take it too personal, then you shouldn’t be there. And again to my first point. Comedy has no place in political rallies
ОтветитьI'm too tired to hear anymore. I voted for kamala and I hope she saves the country while I find a cave to meditate in.
ОтветитьYou are a buu that I respect you any mother but you yes
ОтветитьKamala Harris 2024 Its TIME to turn the page on this racist convicted rapist felon wannabe dictator She recaptured the ugly evil division left there by the orange coup and his extreme brain dead maga and she turned it into a beautiful USA made up of Blacks, Latinas, Democrats, Republicans, Independents, and that "floating garbage" known as Puerto Rico for Kamala Harris. Such hope and joy. So presidential so confident so intelligent and such unity. I am proud my whole family, church, and friends voted for VP Kamala Harris and cant wait for her to close the page on this horrible decade of lying dump trump!
ОтветитьI.almost threw up when I heard that song.
ОтветитьGreat show under extraordinary circumstances. The world needs to Laugh, but it needs to understand extremely terrifying consequences of stupid.😊
Ответитьthis filthee old man Kimmel, is insane with hate and malice
ОтветитьTrump is a fascist.
ОтветитьI can say this a million times but that MSG rally was disgusting to the core. Trump started this disgusting hate campaign.
ОтветитьSi los Boris votan por Trump no sería sorpresa, los gringos han hecho siempre lo que quieren con Puerto Rico y ellos amén.
ОтветитьRepublicans, please! Vote for your country's future. Vote for Harris and save America from a lunatic old demented man.
Ответить"Disturbing"?
That's my guess, I got the Deiter part, but then poof, it was gone!
Not finding any comedy in a traitor POS idiot trying to steal another election. There is simply nothing funny about this pathetic moron and the swaths of (R)etarded idiots that support his crimes and continued lies.
ОтветитьBEST. ERIC. JOKE. EVER! That trust fall into nothing SOLD it! 😂😂😂😂
ОтветитьTrump is Most traitorous and anti patriotic due to the following:
Says on live TV, That he trusts Vladimir Putin more than US intelligence services.
nsults veterans saying that they’re weak because they got shot or they got hit by bullets or their dead and in bad shape and don’t deserve anything.
Stole classified documents, given 20 months to return, still did not.
Brags about convincing NK to release a US tourist arrested there. That US citizen was returned brain dead, died a week later. No retaliation from trump, in fact trump praises Kim jung, saying that ‘they are in love’.
OMG this idiot doesn't have a f'n clue. I am so sick of this nonsense. I love the fact that we're the greatest democracy in the history of the world. Please help get rid of this fascist miscreant. I call on all intelligent, patriotic Americans to Vote💙up and down the ballot and for Gods' sake LOCK HIM UP!!!!
Ответить"The love in that room?! What love? Hatespeech, racism and namecalling...that's republican love or Trump musta watched a whole different really but I guess any praise Donald gets, no matter how fake, is about as close to love that man has ever gotten
ОтветитьTo put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. "Can I interest you in the chicken?" she asks. "Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it?"
To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked.
-David Sedaris, excerpt from The New Yorker
Fred Trump (DJT's father) was against use of the words "Fascist" and "Hitler" only because he hated his tenants and other people he ripped off calling him that.
ОтветитьTrump is so pathetic.
Ответить«Romans, Countrymen…», seems Colbert got through Tuesdays NYT Connections 😅
ОтветитьRemember!! Trump is like a pumpkin, orange on the outside, mostly empty and seedy on the inside, and we throw it out in November!!
ОтветитьJust FYI she won the nickelodeon poll 52 to 48. That's not encouraging.
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