Colbert's "Lord of the Rings" Rap Celebrates 20 Years Of The Greatest Trilogy In Movie History

High school chemistry teachers can be more dangerous than you'd think...

Lord of the Rings
Number One Trilogy
OF ALL TIME, SUCKAS
It’s the Number One Trilogy
The Number One Trilly
Try to deny and you just sound silly
Worldwide gross of almost 3 Billie
16 times what they made off Free Willy
Fuck you, whales!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Best triple feature,
Hell yeah, we would win it
We got the only trilogy with everything in it
Don’t believe me?
You can check for yourself
The Godfather doesn’t even
Have one elf
CGI? Oh my guy
Yeah we have that shit
Andy Serkis doing work is motion-capturing it
Star Wars is better?
Ha!! You make me sick!!
Jar Jar can go ahead and suck my
Ring
Lord of the Rings is the Number One Trilly
Ask Dom Monaghan
Or you can ask Billy
Sean Astin’s here too?
Why that’s actually silly
Will Elijah Wood join us?
I don’t know, will he?
Elf, Dwarf, Wizard, Human, Hobbits from the Shire
I bring the Ring to Mount Doom
And I throw it in the fire
Such a good trill, but I wish they
Made 4, though
These films a better threesome
Than your favorite porno
A Strider, some Riders, Gollum, a Spider
We got a grey Wizard
And we got one that’s whiter
Best trill ever, baby, don’t you forget
That’s right, Anna Kendrick
Pitch Perfect ain’t shit

What the Hell? I thought we were friends. Damn.

That’s scary, he’s hairy, oh Eagles
In the Airy
Remember when the 4 of us rode Buckleberry Ferry?
Plus we got dedication
Yeah, Viggo knows
Dude lost a tooth and he broke 2 toes
Number One Trilly
Head of the class
You think any different
You can kiss my ass
I ain’t taking no questions
So you best not ask
Test me, motherfucker, and
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!
Lordy, Lordy
We won some awards, B
Cutting down pretenders
Like Aragorn’s sword, G
17 Oscars
That’s King Shit forever
More than 3 motherfuckers
Put together
Effects? Impeccable
Costumes? Unassailable
I’m only on this song because
Ian McKellen’s unavailable
Back to the Future
Oh, you got a Delorean?
We got sexy Elves all over
Lothlorien
And archeologists?
Sorry, I’m snoring
It’s Indiana Jones in the
Temple of Boring
Millionaire fights crime?
I don’t understanda
The Dark Knight’s capitalistic propaganda
And hockey ain’t shit
Fuck the Mighty Ducks
I know it’s 5 movies, but Twilight sucks
Fuck Anna Kendrick

I’m barely in those movies!!!

The women are gorgeous
The fellas are cute
Let my man rap in Elvish
While Serkis plays the flute
Elvish
Tolkien was so brilliant
That he created new languages
Do other trilogies have fully formed languages?
Blade? No
Beverly Hills Cop? Uh uh
The Da Vinci Code?
Dan Brown barely speaks English
Yeah, I said it

Lord of the Rings is the
Number One Trilly
Movies so sick I gotta
Take an Advilly
When I’m sniffin daffodillies
Sipping Camamillies
Lord of the Rings is the
Number One Trilly

But, I will admit, the Naked Gun movies are pretty great!!

Lord of the Rings is the
Number One Trilly
Ask anybody and the know
The dilly
From Jacksonvillie to Manillie Villie
Ask all the fishes, the seaweed
The Krillie
Lord of the Rings is the Number One Trilly
Lord of the Rings is the Number One Trilly
Lord of the Rings is the Number One Trilly
Trilly
Trilly
Trilly

And if you don’t know, now you know!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fellowship of the Ring, The Two Towers, Return of the King

Lord of The Rings💍 One Heavy Pound 💍🪙
一重英磅💍🪙♎📜
伦敦;的卷;之术。📜。
London's Scroll.📜.

Raise your hand if you continue to come to hear this homage to this day. ✋

Periodt

You damn right, LOTR is the number one TRILLY!

Nothing Colbert will do will ever top this

Short of making a new LOTR movie

Who else is here after “A Night in the Shire with the Four Hobbits” at Ottawa comic con 2024?

Now September 9 2024...I can't believe I've NEVER seen this until now. SHAME on me, that was brilliant and wonderful (and yay for Anna Kendrick's participation).

A potential Terminator or Aliens trilogy would have been up there but both films struggled a bit with that 3rd entry.

i just want to know what the email to anna kendrick to get this to happen looked like

Elijah Wood in clothes that drip. I'm happy now.

over rated

Defend.🛡️

Templar's Shield 🛡️

I am a News Reporter.🛡️♎🛡️

Saint Amanda Newspaper 🗞️

不耻下问。🛡️

佛。⚜️

火🔥

Dude rapped in Elvish ❤😂

Peace's Chariot ⚜️ Appearances ⚜️🕊️
和平;之;战车。♎♎

❤😊

Happy Hobbit Day to everyone here in Sept 2024 😂

Bro frodo looks like eminem😅

i don't wear oxford shoes, soz. ❤😂🎉

I am Here!!!

Feat Methodman yes

Lord of The Rings is the No. 1Trilly, Don't watch Rings of Power coz its Silly made by Wokey

😂😂😂

you know they underpaid stephen and overpaid post malone like fucking crazy because this guy didn’t shell out for the 1/1 one ring

in the ideal world IT WOULD BE ON THE DESK OF THE LATE SHOW

I think the upbeat is cuz as mr brightside ,he is probably seen as a typically happy person on the outside. But he is dying inside

How is no one talking about the reference to Viggo's toe?

Speaking on the highest revenue Lord of the rings doesn’t even crack the top ten.

This incredible reunion was wasted on lackluster audience.

Everybody knows that Hugo is a little camera shy, so getting him to so this is absolutely WILD

Best trilogy / movies of all time and ever to be

I am grateful to have been blessed with this absolute banger

This will never get old.

excuse me? dumbledore got killed by a high school chemistry teacher who is a former wizard nazi i'll have you know

Rare based Colbert

We got lord Elrond raping before gta 6

Lavon Union

Where is Aragon for i much desire to see him!?

No person from the fellowship would ever say ‘Fuck the Whales’ though!

This Rap >>>>>>>> Rings of Power

Yes Sam, I remember when the 4 of you rode Buckleberry Ferry

Where is Viggo? I dont see him at all in this video

The intro was really just Colbert having his honest opinion out there 😂 There's no real joke.