Internet Comment Etiquette: "Re-Optimize Your YouTube Channel"

Optimized!

Holy shit; Eric was on Sunny?

Have
U seen the robots
Giving a
Gander at U while u sleep
Enjoying ur inability to see them
Reading ur thoughts

I analyzed the view from your windows to find your house and I recovered the bag of your old posters and they're on my wall now!

highly recommend Erik's feature on Hamilton's pharmacopeia, it was the last place I expected to see him and it was incredibly funny

Bro I had no idea the whole Salvia thing was real I thought it was all memes but then I saw that Hamilton video you referenced here and OMG what an origin story 100% OG Salvia.

I misunderstood the saying goodbye to the old step and accidentally chucked my grandma off the balcony of her house. They thought it was suicide though so I still got that inheritance!

What about knee-gasms?

I want you to know that @calicovisions' pronouns are they/he. Seriously!

Time for a part 2 Erik!

Our Dominos account has really blown up, free pizzas for life.

I’m dave and I ate… ass. So. Thanks

So funny AND sexy 😍

They done squirted them snake eggs up in this one. Too bad he didnt have a handy dandy pair of Roddy Piper glasses to see that cobra dick crane kicking his brownie browser in heroic fashion. Wax on bitch

i am just gonna make shorts of me posting the comment

So why didn't the ending with the garbage bag have the I SUCK OFF COPS text? suspects

They’ll be adding a new layer of security. They will be real time monitoring you while you jack off to make sure you are old enough and you jack off properly.

🤣Humans DO lay eggs

The internet was, is & will forever always be a mistake but they've known since the beginning that it was a necessity for the creation of a.i. ❤ we all contributed in the creation of what enviabley will end 90% of us. You sir are a treasure among treasures, can't wait for the sun to set and I finally have the time alone to think solely of you as i rub myself all over in olive oil while my dog watches, judging, confused and maybe a little scared.

Edited for extra virgin olive oil. It's all for you big daddy Erik! ❤❤❤

Serviceberry

That guy was probably thinking about you taking care of his dog when he got off.

Wtf is this laptop Erik

nothing against current erik but that 2017-2020 era energy he brought was like nothing else. even if his profuction quality has gotten amazing (its always been great). i wonder if im simply just clouded by my own nostalgia. i still appreciate how uncompromising his expression is even if my sense of humor has diverged from the direction he chose to go with his content. anyways, my grandma just sent me a tiddy pic cuz of this shit and now my two dads are getting divorced. 8========D

I came back just to hear you say the word Re-optimized

:)

ay here is my username origins

You are what stoners are when they reach critical mass and become a black hole, don’t change and don’t stop drinking

2019 eric is like 30% the energy and excitement of 2016 eric

Minors shouldn’t view porn unsubscribed :*

Bounced on my boy's bone reading to this for hours.

Wish I found this sooner

yogadude911 single handedly saved the internet

Serious question: What kind of windows were those in the old set?

Holy shit! I never knew he did the voice of the robot too till now... 😅

i want to buy your podcast

Have we ever seen an official response from @TedCruz?

I don't have one but I will take notes in case of pre-optimisation

Entities that make copyright claims should be required to provide EVIDENCE of their claims BEFORE this idiotic platform screws with uploaders.

Erik this vid helped me learn that you are making a manly show to appeal to me because you don't want another girlfriend, you want a man who can ...handle it on his own?? Or lyrics close to that. So, with this information, I can now stop the video and give up on my proposal. I guess you can't make a blank a blank flbut for a ho a housewife, but for gays or something so fucking clever so fucking demure so fucking umm hy.. polyhypergamist... So fucking so fucking so fucking... Bye


Edit: I meant men!!!!

Ok these are the top jackables:
When he said yeah you know what i fucking mean and i didnt and i giggled and he was burping
When he was a british nannies babies daddy
Oh WHEN SKLDR?!? OH FUCK THAT COSTUME IS BETTER THAN NOBBLEBERRY!!
Erik, fuck yiu where is the onky fans kf solo jacking as SKLJR?!? This is hypergamy ladies mammary bullshit and I am sick of you trying to lure my sexuality with promises that you know Aquaman?!??! No ...... Does he?? You think?? Theres no way a dude with huge boobies and another dude with huge boobies they dont.. do they like hang out withiut their shirts in ever HA! FUCK YOU ERIK YOUR SMALL DICL CAN ONLY SATISFY MY MOUTH YOU IDIOT I LOVE YOU BUT BYE fOR real this time. See ya around. Oh wait that is a top jackable...
Ex husbands club, Erik. Thats where you and Jor..d...e? a? n Peters... Well the other husband i just got this week, whatever his name is... yeah well, thats why you guys are heading straight for the ex-husbands club because of... The umm lemme scroll up and see...oH BECAUSE YOU DONT HAVE PILLOW FIGHTS WITH YOUR BIG MUSCLES WHILE GIGGLE, THEN SUDDENLY POUNCING ON EACH OTHER BUT THEY TURNED INTO THE REAL BL🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️PING ANIMAL OF UHH.. like probably WHAT?? JAGUAR?!? 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼 NOPE!?! OH you think a mtn. Lion is now a puma and a jaguar AND A MEANS OF CUKING TRANSPORTAAATIONG!?!!! NO IT IS NOT BYE

Erik, it's me, Waylon from the Future. You now have over 26k followers on Instagram but you only have 17 posts. You're killing it though bro! I love everything you have done, as far as your videos go. I don't know you personally so I can't honestly say I love everything you've done. We all fuck up sometimes. But you are hilarious and I am very glad I finally found you.❤

there is no optimize or de-optimize you channel videos or is it a mandela effect mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I tried re-optimizing my kids face and now I am being charged with crimes against nature and crimes against society 😲. The hell did I do wrong, last time I take my kid back to the zoo. Poor zoo animals started crying and a couple committed suicide, for some strange reason a 30 year vet ran in fear from my poor child. I guess using my pet Bengal tiger as a pet after some re-optimization was a questionable idea. Oh well 🤷