Ashes of Deceit, part 1,Cheating Wife Story, Audio Story, Reddit Story

🤗!!! Good morning!!

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👍🤓❤️💯 morning all!

The start of this story is completely, ignorantly, stupid. There is absolutely no way the police would just show a mangled, burned, body to someone without telling them anything about what was going on first. The idea that the secretary was supposed to do the notification is ludicrous. The police would notify the husband FIRST, and a body that is badly damaged does not need to be visually identified. The coroner would have made the identification based on dental records or something.

The funeral conversation is laugh out loud funny 😂. I know that’s so wrong but man… the writing is fast paced and seriously clever.

Good afternoon LLC family!👋

Oh ya! 6th! Lol

Thanks LLC for another great story.

this story has more twists n turns than the San Boldo Pass. Sad, silly, absurd ,stupid, crazy, funny, over the top satirical, serious.... It feels like someone who idolizes Mel Brooks wrote a serious cheating wife story but couldn't help but slip in all of the above adjectives... Or is that adverbs? Hell if I remember, Grammar class for me is so far in the rear view mirror I'd need the Hubble space telescope to spot it.

Some of the conversations and thoughts are hilarious.
Good stuff LLC.
"I've got glaucoma in both of my feets, i need my medical card"
"He's sick but he has good taste"

The twists and comedy woven into this story make it a classic.
Can't wait for part two.
Thanks for sharing.

Even better one

As for Martin's appearance, I have a grandiose handlebar mustache and van dyke, which together is called the imperial. I have two top hats one leather (think of Clint Eastwood) the other wool felt, two beaver felt fedoras. I prefer a pocket watch because a wrist watch just irritates me.
I dress however I want at the time because I can and absolutely do not care what others think except for work so no jewelry as its a personal safety hazard.

What a story, man, this is brilliant!!

This is a full on chucklefest and Im only up to the traffic stop 😂😂😂😂😂

MIL is a hoot, trailer park ash for sure😂😂😂

Great plot twist!

This is a really good story . . . Very funny at times and vengeful at others. Good job LLC . . . waiting for part 2 . . .

Christy is a keeper.
This one is Absofreakinlutely Awesome!
Nobody but nooobody does it better than LLC . Especially when they are 'on'.

This is TOOOO FUNNY!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Funny! Glib!

Love this type of stories, more please 😀

i LOVE it!
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So, nobody's gonna mention how the story resets itself around the 1 hour 10 sec mark? Smh

Hi. Well, part one is very, very good and it definitely deserves 👍🏻👍🏻 I can only hope that part two is indeed the final part and that it is as good as Part one. I've been burned before though so i won't assume anything. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.

Very entertaining with a lot of humor looking forward to listening to part two. 👍👍

3 BJs and a hummer!! Deal!!!

This was one of your best, laughing from beginning to end jokes just kept coming.😅😅😅.loved it

Financial magician it just kept disappearing 😢😢😢

In what world would a police officer not explain who was on the table before letting him know why he is there? I really dislike stories that do not correspond with human nature. It's written to make the story go smoothly only.

Wow it's surprising how enjoyable this tale was something humorous for a cheating story it only part one nice job LLC 👏

"You showed up and my brain fell out!"

A good laugh

I’m laughing my (ass) head off 😂😂😂

Can we talk about the cops? They seem so unprofessional at times. Do you think they should be more careful with sensitive info, especially when kids are involved?

Great story

Glaucoma in both feet 😂😂😂