Low Tier God Wants To Be The Saltiest Deadbeat Father Alive

Here we have subject 42

The Dalerog is the only human to be immune to strokes and high cholesterol his main body sustenance and driving force Sodium chloride (NaCl) aka salt some say this mutation has transcended humanity and dubbed him homo-dalerogitus also known as lolrog

Nice captured footage from the national nicholai dale rog observation task force 🫡 doing a service to nat geo wild scientific community

Layered gameplay from a layered bum and deadbeat.

"Remedial" doesn't mean what you think it does, scholar.

Redeeming your points and beating Dale once at any game = getting banned for two weeks

I love when LTG goes up 2 rounds to 0 in a Nicholai video bc I know he’s about to get swept 💀

That Baraka player did a colonoscopy on Dale's ass without permission,no wonder he was so mad.

I’m glad that Viper destroyed him, clearly they played at 2%😂

Yes li mei.... haven't seen her in a while.

Yes that li mei player made me proud.

You would think knowing exactly what your opponent will do would help you win a fighting game but for him it’s somehow a disadvantage

Top ragequitter since 2014

What Dale is good at: 1 Frame rage quitting in every fighting game he touches.

What Dale failed in: 1 Frame rage quitting his child support obligation

Why can't tekken implement a penalty for rage quitting? I can't believe how they can't derank someone for quittin.Get to it, Harada, at this point its embarrassing.

No immo commentary today is a good day

It's funny that LTG ripped on someone previously for having "daddy duties and child support", as he said. Flowchart Dale with his projection, of course.

"Are you really scared to be under pressure?" That is hilarious coming from the guy who rage quit every time people apply pressure on him.

"I make more money than you, your parents and your bloodline combined"

- A Middle age deadbeat clown living on section 8 with a 122k debt

This dude is the BIGGEST man child ive ever seen...

I'm a failure as a son and a failure as a father
But at least I'm not in debt 'cause I had bastard daughter
My finances are stable and I'm happily child free
But too bad for Dale, he's gotta pay legal fees
Sometimes I wonder what he's gonna do
'Cause it might not be long before he commits the sue

Unc status, slowly but protudely getting there

Dale quits and calls MK1 the worst MK game because they gave "corny moves" like a slide to SubZero and a teleport to Scorpion, even though they had those moves since the original MK
LOL

Dale hella sexy ,Nicholi fine too.

I love that he has no respect for Kani that he names "remedial Yoshi combos" after her.

I didn’t know he was a Need for Speed fan 😂😂😂.

Not triple creases is hilarious, he be hurting feelings😂

It's so funny seeing Dale ragequit against Sub Zero's moves, the slide and overhead are so easy to punish but he keeps getting hit by them 😅

He should get back to MK11 or X if he can't handle kameos

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YERRRR!!! (I needed this)

Man it’s crazy I played some Tekken 8 with friends and got washed as Asuka and I ended up having a great time and learning some counters to their technique. Dale gets washed and just makes up countless excuses.

That Baraka pierced his cognitive

"Who can't do these combos brah"

You. You can't do them. You proved it when you played Bryan after claiming he was easy mode and got absolute manhandled.

His start match into rage quit combo can’t be beat. 😂

He keeps saying that the kids and everybody else's lives sucks, when HES THE ONE who is making a huge fuss of every single matches, ragequtting, and being hypocritical about spamming. Including when he just started the match he quits in a nanosencond. Does he have a dissociative identity disorder or somehing like that? Like golly man.

We gonna just wake up with this or that? STFU, it's called playing the game, crybaby. Adapt and get better.

The saltier the merrier!
Too bad this video got age restricted (why lol?), but luckily Tampermonkey exists!

Idk y he keep saying he will pick rose and destroy people. His rose gets destroyed like 75% of the time. He can't even use the character

How come everytime he gets his ass bussed in fighting games, he presumes that the person playing him is black, then proceeds to insult them?

Bro doesn't even want to finish a round now 😂

bro the title got me fked up💀💀

The fact that all nicholai videos are almost the same speaks volumes about how ltg is stuck on a cycle of defeat. Start tekker, get trashed, start mk1, get trashed, start sf4, get trashed. Sometimes he changes the game but rhe cycle always repeats. He is the responisble of his own failures and nicholai is a hero showing us only the good parts kf his streams (defeats and rage quits).