Absolute Bane DOMINATES Absolute Batman

The fuck does Barbara Jordan look like Amanda nunes in this universe

I always imagined Bane would sound kinda like Javier Bardem

It's "suh-vaht" just so you know.

Absolute Deathstroke is just Big Boss 😂

Make this Bane, a BATMAN

This Bane would have killed the Dark Knight if he broke his back.

Giga nibba is like 20 ft tall 3000 pounds now he's as big as a house

Absolute Bane: You're up against the wall, and I am the fucking building.

So Absolute Bane on venom is literally Arkham Bane on the TITAN formula without it turning him retarded.

I wanna see absolute Failsafe 😅

Did anyone else notice the name badge of the EMT...?

Absolute Beefcake

Absolute cocck dominate absolute vagiina

Bane taunting him like conquest is such a good fit

Mehnnn...the ending was so hard core

Beyond omega level: The Divine Creator

Barbra is black wasn't she ginger in the original? I hate wokism 😂

Im gonna be really disappointed when later punching him just.. works.

I'm pretty sure I would dominate batman too if you could fit 30 of my head's in my shoulder

Wait waylone just let bruce slide his girl like that?

MORE!

Never have i seen such a one sided victory from bane. Didn't stand a chance at all, he touched his joints and they broke? Geez.

Not gonna lie. I have been reluctant to read the Absolute Batman comics. Seeing how fucking awesome this take on Bane is makes me want to read it now. I want a Bane like this in the movies!

Damn absolute bane is built like spiderverse kingpin 😂

Shit design though

I like just the mention of the country without black Adam. Cheapens the world

Neck game is strong

I always read it with the animated bane voice 😌🤌🏼

See, Batman's dilemma of not wanting to kill people is likely why he failed so badly against this Bane. A character like Deathstroke would have just shot him in the head or cut his little head off and left his enormous roided up body standing there without it 😆😝
Either that or shot / cut those venom juice pipes to see if it would have some effect. That I'd love to see in a comic or film. Interesting how they're making a Deathstroke film presently with Bane in it. But in an all out fight, I think only Superman or maybe Wonder Woman would be able to wipe out this Bane.

The way this Bane talks kind of reminds of the bane in the Harley Quinn show lol like weirdly compassionate and understanding

This isn't Batman and Bane, It's David and Goliath. But their both stronger than brick s_-thouses.

Absolute Batman is the Universe for Absolute Units cause lawd have mercy bro

..... Bane....

The thing with the Absolute universe is it has a Batman with very little resources and experience going against far more powerful versions of each mainline Batman villian.

Absolute Joker, Bane, Freeze are shaping up to be more dangerous than the mainline ones

so sick that they are introducing slade as alfreds old friend

I guessed you skipped over Absolute Superman now?

When I read it I hear the Arkham origins bane voice

What make this bane so intimidating/badass/terrifying is his size and face and how calm he is of everything but easily crushes everyone his teeth and eyes are like something out of a analog horror video bro was gonna make two presidents kill each other to crate war again no peace for him only war and then crushes the dude’s head and grabs the older dude by the neck. Also, his fingers are like the size of his head. And then he easily beats and gives speech to Batman as he shuts down his body at the same time and he didn’t have his venom on the entire time, but when he does have his venom on he is the size of a building or a kaiju 💀💀💀

He fingered batman.... Bane just fingered batman and won...

Yooooooooo

I like how every now and then, Bane is basically the Hulk or smart Hulk.

Um ya kinda a d!CK move on Alfred's part there.😂

Idk if you all see it but holy shit, Absolute Bane's pistol is just a freaking boltgun in a different wrapper

Something worth noting is that EMT with the rickshaw had a badge ID with the name Grayson. D. 🤔

Seeing any version of Batman get dealt with this easily is just sad.

This Batman comic could make a fire game

I saw a picture of deathstroke in the Absolute comics.