The Texarkana Skinwalker - 4chan /k/ Greentext

>chicken fucking shit weasel
What a legend.

Holy shit your voice and accent are perfect for this one, ive heard it before from text to speech but the shit was funnier with you voicing it

Just subbed

I’ve watched this before in another channel but your reading made it so much better.

>I'mgonnagetit.jif

This channel deserves so much more subs

I think it's sweet how he cared for a blinded horse.

He found razar in a ditch. Ninjaturtlesarerealconfirmed

/k/ommandos
As accurate as Simo Häyhä when they practice.
Gets 3 hits every 20 rounds in a actual situation.

I totally pictured your "arming sequence" montage!

MOIST NUGGET

5.56? 7.62 my dude

I live in Arkansas and have all my life, and though there are farms in Texarkana AR and TX, there are no plains. It's hills and pine woods as far as the eye can see, and most of Texas is the same. I know it's a greentext and therefore fictional, but he could have at the very least gotten that right.

This is where semi auto would have done a damn good job. Line up, short burst, line up, short burst. Clearly the face is at least a hard enough target to ensure an effect so jackhammer that fuckers mouth like you're trying to deep throat it with your gun.

How you tactically over use tactical and still use it with tactical precision.

Home alone Rural edition

blood on its pippi? i dont know what to think. it shouldnt put it where it doesnt belong

Funny enough the picture he used was razhar for tmnt movie secret of the ooze I think but the 2nd pic looks like 2018 tmnt razhar who is legit just a skin walker if only he knew

i love Texarkana, skinwalker stories, and your gorgeous accent my man - thanks for this masterpiece