† BLOOD MACHINES † OFFICIAL TRAILER †

I subscribed to Shudder just for this Movie. It was worth it.

Cringeworthy film, great scenario with no personality characters, no storytellin and lot of "deus ex machina". Just relly looong cringworthy clip.

Quelle daube ce truc 🤮. Ça a ni queue ni tête. Les effets spéciaux font crade 🤢. Blood machines a été un four au box-office français (et c'est bien mérité 😆). Qui aujourd'hui mis à part des gens sans cervelle 🧠 irai voir ce truc trash au cinoche 🤮 ???

DEITY(MALIK) OMBUDMANSTAR(ANTICHRIST):

—The spirit is like water, it adapts to any body (void) and mind (skin) and there are several types of spirit (evil) with modes (sins) at different levels (impiety, iniquities and blasphemies).

This new drug is making the biggest success (failure) in the world.

(LAUGHTER)

THE FALSE (MOUTH OF) PROPHET (SATAN):

—"Love" is the newest drug in the world; it is stronger than cocaine, much stronger than heroin, which you (world) have experienced.

—So sing (Malik Antichrist) with me (your father according to the Profane Spirit) so this chorus 3 times more:

—"I've waited a long time (11 thousand years) for this moment

Look (contemplate) (your) end (eternal perdition) of the world (in pros and cons of sin),

From the world, from the world, from the world, from the world, from the world..." (Revelation 20:11-15)

MAMON:

—Look at those two (Übemensch and Ombudsmanstar), they promised(swore) to watch(take care(kill)) each other) until the end(mutual and collective suicide).

But the fight of those square Beasts (Black Daileon and Savine Jason) ruined (devastated) the world of Earth (planet).

MOLOCH:

—Because the two "brothers" (Ombudsmanstar and Übermensch) promised (waited to each other) a long time ago for this moment (reunion) just to look (take care of themselves (kill themselves) with the world) until the end( Armageddon).

MAMON:

—Not even the replicants (Nanoassem Buildblocks) couldn't stand to watch their original (Übermensch) shed that much blood.

MAMON:

“That Square Beasts meeting was way too bloody.

They were deep cuts for a body of flesh to take.

MAMON:

—Hey, the blood of the beasts never ended because the divine power that the father (Satan) bestowed on the Beasts stopped and instantly regenerated the trios of blood gushing from them. (Revelation 13:4)

MAMON:

“Since they were both gods, their blood turned to rain of blood shed for them.

MAMON:

—So that's why his replicants (Über Jason) rushed into that skyscraper.

They didn't like being bathed in blood.

MAMON:

—It's because they (the replicants) understood: — all this spilled blood is a blood libation, he ( Übermensch) will offer us (the Building Blocks) because we are his Many (the replicas) for the price of One (Deity Jaspion Black) with us.

Thus, we will end up as Satan's oblation in place of our Nanoassem (the original).

Then he saves his skin while burning ours in Hell.

Let's get out of here now, guys!!!

MOLOCH:

“I'll tell you everything in detail, how the whole feud started and ended.

MAMON:

“You plotted everything, tell me.

MOLOCH:

—Übermensch  had deployed 74 hunting traps, guillotines, knives and stakes scattered throughout the territory.

MAMON:

“He's had too much suffocation, drowning, anoxia, acid in his face, mutilation.

Ombudsmanstar medicated with antidepressants and heroin before, during and after special missions to avoid sabotaging and aborting the mission.

Ombudsmanstar drove along Highway 1, Northern Australia highway, announcing the arrival of the god (Antichrist) on Earth (planet).

Jaspion Black piloted Alan space motorcycle.

Suddenly, far from the highway, in the sky-screen, crossing under the clouds is a UFO-city from Alpha, measuring 80 kilometers in diameter.

*sky-screen: the sky(atmosphere) is(transforms) into the screen(hologram of the Beast) of the supernatural "smartphone" of the god(Satan).

Ombudmanstar followed his destiny in the world.

The (false) messenger of the lord (Malik Antichrist) predicted the Austronautic force, in that outer space, future year 3000.

The benign and evil gods (cosmocratore(a)s) took the physical (material) form of humanoid galaxies (possession of stars).

According to the vision (of the False Prophet) outer space as a sky-screen showed the gods in cosmic transfiguration, they conversed with each other.

While huge UFOs, space fighters and Nibiru (planet-ship) were forming over the Earth's extrasphere.

Prefigure Armageddon, will happen in the year 3000 AD where 144,000 of Him (Jesus Christ) will be killed (saints).

The martyrs would be gathered, would be sought (resurrected) from the past from the present to (sent) the future.

In the future they would join the martyrs (The First Witness and Ombudsmanstar) sent to the future for the Great Battle (Armageddon) against my forces (armed, air, marine and astronautics) of the Dark Messiah In the Kingdom of Satan.

The First Witness with Ombudmanstar on a suicide mission to rescue General Übermensch's beloved friend (prisoner of space war).

Teratological laboratory, UFO-city of Alpha hovered above the Earth's extrasphere.

Because the Maritime Beast (Übermensch) for rejecting its special origin (demon), prevaricated against us (Luciferians), the two forgot our god (Lucifer); we will punish (punish) the entire Earth (planet).

Release this abductee(Sharivan) infected with SCP 610(four-dimensional virus), The Meat You Hate, then he will infect the whole world.

The plague created the monsters of the New World Order (The Kingdom(Empire) of the Beasts(Monsters).(Daniel 7:3-8)

And that this plague was the great sign for the world population, revere the words of Lord Maytreia (The False Prophet), worship God (Hologram of the Beast).

The Teratologist (Gray) passed a message (psionic) to the Übermensch.

He said:—Übermensch, the wanted (Sharivan) of the interpol has defied the son of god (Satan).

Übermensch and Ombudmanstar were abducted by a UFO, the feud between "Black Daileon" (Machine of the Gods) and "Savine Jason" (Leviathan) was a destructive threat to the world.

Suddenly that Tricuspid (Key of the Absmus) manifested an interdimensional portal (teleporter) that took the two Beasts to the Supreme Planet (Claytronics).

The torrential raindrops on the Supreme Planet (positronic core claytronics) measure the same size as a 30-kilogram rock.

The width and lengths of city-streets (sloping slopes and slopes) are proportional to the status (0, 0,648 kilometers heights) of the gods.

On these streets the cities-levitron cars are parked and transiting.

When it rains, rivers of currents form and the weight of a raindrop would kill any visitor from another planet.

On one side of that sky/ether-screen was my father's throne (Satan) surrounded (by his crowd of demons).

On the other hand, involved was the audience of angels, rooting for Ombudsmanstar.

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Ombudmanstar began the level by slaughtering the Cyborg Vigilant Probe and the Space Cops in the next room city.

And he didn't forget the special item near the wall city.

When Ombudmanstar and Übermensch were running over infected (with SCP 610) with Truck Crane, with Death Line laser swords and, on a levitron taxi, another with two Police Robots sprout claytronically (as if they were liquid metal) intercepts his levitron taxi.

I contacted the Übermensch: —Be very careful when fighting under the taxi. You are vulnerable right now.

When the ride ends, Jaspion Black(angry) and Über Jason(hardening) keep doing Parkour down the path until you reach a dead end.

Übermensch activates (turns his forearm) the power-ups (into a disintegrating antiparticle ray cannon) and blasts the Robot Cops before returning.

Übermensch and Ombudsmanstar jump from the water (current) to the building on the right as they are both swept aside by the widening current (alien rain).

They grab the Laser Blade Amplifier (kilometer) on the edge of the building before expelling themselves from the water on the roof top.

Both dove and expel themselves from the rushing torrent water to fall into the next rushing torrent water and slaughtered (accidentally) all the civilians being carried away by the current of torrent water.

There is also a special item in a building city to the right of the platform city.

They went down, carried by the strong current, fighting for the next city-corridor slaughtering more Space Cops.

When Ombudsmanstar and Übermensch reach fighting(kilometer laser sword VS kilometer laser machete) those checkpoints, the two Beasts accidentally slaughter all the civilians (infected with SCP 610) around and grab those Energy power-ups before they can.

J'ai vue ce film en salle et c'est une vrai bombe, à chaque fois que j'y repense je suis encore sous le choc ...

OMG YES!

Is this a real movie?

I was introduced to this series by a comment left of a Mad God trailer… I discovered that it has the absolute greatest intro and theme I’ve ever heard

You guys should do a Darkhawk film, it would be unreal.

no words))) coool

If this doesn't turn in to the very least a 1 season series I'm gonna be so pissed.

Ah 👨 🍭

Damn! Our dudes carpenter finally made movie ost! I so proud of you like as your dad lmao 🤣😎. Anyway really appreciate it man, for making real art content.👍 Huge respect from Ulaanbaatar, Mongolia. ❤

Carpenter Brut really just made a 1 hour long music video

The visuals look astonishing, no idea what's the story though.

Just 45minutes but what a blast of a film! I can only imagine if you had more time and money!!!

I really want sequel!! Full feature! That Carpenter score & ofcourse SC-FI colour saturation bombing visuals MUST STAY! / - any news? :)

just watched...mind blown.must watch

Carpenter Brut is fucking god

Absolutely garbage lol. They probably didn't watch their own "movie" and smeared it on the crowd. There is no other way I can explain how this steaming pile was released to the public

Wow

Many years ago, I had my first tattoo of a terribly drawn cross; many years later I had it partly covered over by the outline of the baravel spiral. The same overlay of symbols used here in this, a work of media art that has spoken to me so deeply and personally. As a concept and creative work, this small piece deserves the same high recognition as ghost in the shell and other biomech sagas. My greatest respect to Carpenter Brut and Seth Ickerman. I am a blood machine. ❤🩸

What’s the name of the song in the background can someone let me know please thank you.

These people could make a hell of a Metroid movie.

HUMANITY IS DEAD.
BLOOD IS FUEL.
HELL IS FULL.

Äaavavssvs

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It´s starting to age in a legendary way. How is it possible that love for art can actually beat money and studios? I can´t grasp it...

I watched it's a pure joy for the eyes

Ch

flash gordon vibes. holy shit!

Holy shit I gotta watch this

Feminist propaganda... it's just a commercial project targeting indoctrinated women and feminist men. It symbolizes a revenge or a "re-birth" that women actually don't deserve. It's like pretending men were the oppressors throughout history while all they did in the past and hey are still doing is working to death to provide for their families and protect their cities. How can history be seen as a systematic oppression of women it's just ridiculous.

Does anyone know how to atually watch this today?

I just checked and I think the official website they had at release, is now down. I also can't find anywhere to stream / buy or even torrent. I want to pay!

Tron on drugs woah

How amazing is this. Like the good ol' days with bad new days tech. Daamn looks amazing.

Thank Christ I was high when I found this today on SHUDDER. It's crazy.

How is this real
How can something this good be real
Or is it

Film tries to wow you with synth, but nothing memorable here.

The music in the trailer hits so hard.

how can I never saw this before?

Visually amazing and subversive but executed poorly on some fronts. This product is a great example of why a skilled producer/director is needed to make sure a great concept is molded into a great film. The Seth Ickerman team are amazing at doing BIG things with little resources, telling an original story and taking risks, but there is a blatant lack of refinement from a quality producer. Someone needed to step in and show them what does and doesn't work from a story/exhibition/dialogue stand point. They score an A+ with the concept and visuals but end up making a B movie that smells of student film. I prefer a movie to not spoon feed me and let me do my own thinking but their story needs to still TELL a story. It can be a hard line to stand on and all the more reason to have a great head of production step back and force some choices.

I have read from people who say it's a music video with absolutely no talking, then I see the trailer with talking.
Now what is it?
I already have the Soundtrack CD, but if the movie doesn't have a story, I can stop my efforts on getting my hands on it. But if it does...

This could have become a cult classic. Should have finished it and released it on Blu-ray. It's already got a wild ass story going on.

4 years later, and I still did not find a way to legally watch this in Germany. TAKE MY MONEY!

Captain JD Tightpants of the SS Subjugation and captain of all human ovaries. Protecting a mans property, and a mans rights. Don't be fooled he also protects women's rights, such as the right to wear eyeliner.

Beautiful aesthetic I thought it was really good 👍🏼🙂❤

Finally got around to watching this “movie”. Great visuals and music, shame about the characters and plot.

In fact, I’d go so far as to say that the trailer is better than the movie itself.

This movie and soundtrack is a gem.