Exploring the SCP Foundation: More Beneficial SCPs

If Bes is an SCP I’m guessing other Egyptian deities aren’t too incredibly far behind… Sekhmet would be another Able unless whoever wrote the SCP did their thorough research and found how to incorporate the less violent aspects of the goddess.
Anubis would be another interesting one, as the god is a patron of orphans along with the god of mummification. In case of inconvenient undead SCP phenomenon, the rites performed by Anubis could stop the deceased’s soul and or body from causing problems.
Bastet could either be a full cat, or a humanoid with a cat’s head or other cat features. Bastet would be fond of keeping pests away from the facility, and being… well, a cat.
These are just some of my thoughts

4999 always makes me cry ngl 😭

I want all of these

I’m going to chug scp-109

4999 is such a good scp. So simple, yet so extremely effective. If I were ever visited by 4999, even though I don’t smoke, I’d join him in one last smoke before I leave.

I want some solidly neutral SCP. Like 'this doesn't do anything harmful. It doesn't do anything beneficial. It's just... weird."

The infinite army canteen can still potentially be dangerous, imagine if an scp mobile task force accidentally died and dropped it on it's side while taking a swig in a remote and lost place and after a few decades of the foundation being unable to find it you could potentially flood a whole region and cause an increase in storms due to all the increased moisture in the area.

Judging by several of those criteria, I'll meet 4999 some day. I'll take the cigarette.

The genderswapping stone

Me: dying but doesn't smoke

SCP-4999: "Well [REDACTED] you, then!"

I see Antonio, I click Antonio

The Pizza Box SCP should be modified so it manifests a persons greatest fear inside the box if the person opening it hates pizza.

scp 4999 is kind of like that one kid in school that is much more mature than humanly possible, doesnt say much, feels sympathetic towards the nobodies, and is overall a nice person

Wait, please elaborate on the planted fetus and fly larvae

3970 killed 7 people so how is it entirely beneficial?

Couldn't 3970 be used to contain that tar man SCP since it can rearrange itself?

I challenge you to tell me with a straight face that pizza box has ever actually contained a Little Caesar's pizza.

chuffin a fat dart in the thumbnail, here for it

Bes tell better jokes than the pills, Bes mah man

No one deserves to die alone...

SCP-3079 I was i could vist it :)

As a person who really like pizza, but is allergic to tomatos I wonder if it would give me on woth tomato sauce (being that the kind I crave) or go with the one I want most that i could eat

Honestly dude I could listen to you read tax laws

So many beneficial (and some non-beneficial) SCPs are very reminiscent of some AD&D 2nd edition Encyclopedia Magicka entries. So great.

I look forward to seeing 4999 at my deathbed.

scp 4999 was my favorite and it will stay that way

I think SCP-4999 is the best SCP. It's the only one that has actually made me tear up.

Video liked for SCP-4999. Such a wonderful concept. I love how even the Foundation are happy to leave them alone, not even try to study them, just letting them continue their work in peace.

Oh man, this cancer is really starting to hurt but im sure i will get better soon!
A man smoking a cigarette enters the room

Someone to watch over us always makes me cry.

Smart kids find an infinite anomolas source of good water grow weed with it 😂

Oh man I sure could go for a deep dish supreme from Gino's in Chicago!

4999 would be cool to hear more about

4999 I hope something like that is really out there

4999 is still one of my favorite SCPs

I'm gunna be visited by 4999 when I die 🙃

Love that 124 was being used to grow weed

Sounds like 4999 is gonna visit me 11 min in, described my life 😆😭

What if the SCP Foundation Gave These SCP’s to the rest of the World? Would it make the world a better place to live, or would it cause War to destroy them or to fight over it?

How many times do you think Dr. Bright's seen 4999?

When you put it like that, since anything buried in 124's soil grows to their fullest potential, it makes sense that the baby and fly larva caused immediate problems for The Foundation. Mankind at its fullest potential is terrifying enough, but certain insects would be devastating if they were cranked up to eleven

I am part of a religion. Please join the house of 4999

❤❤❤

I want to meet 4999

Well, infinite water COULD be harmful. Just imagine someone leaving it open in some unknown location, and it slowly raising sea levels 😂
Also, "A small Labrador retriever puppy was planted" is quite the mental image.

Being one of those nondescript, forgotten people, 4999 made me tear up... It'd be nice if he was real...

4999 is John Constantine visiting the SCP universe to briefly offer people some happieness in a grueling or horrifying world

I like to think that, unlike that phony 343, 4999 is an ACTUAL extension of the aberhamic/Christian God. It's very in character for him to comfort people who would probably damn him for the state of their life.