Women talk in circles. Men talk in straight lines. #johnburnettcomedy #mikeandjoelle #couplecomedy

My wife talks in circles. She brings up the same flaws in me she has lived with for 22 years. Can you imagine if the shoe was on the other foot? Exactly!

U look out standing in the dress

ignorant
this kind of stuff worries me

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Así son.

Why do people record these low budget fake reactions? I'd much rather watch the actual stand up bit then just look at some lady pretend to smile and laugh at something

She just stands around and laughs?!

My mom's version: I'd ask how long for dinner. She'd reply however long it takes the rice to cook. Mind you, she may or may not have already started the rice, yet. And didn't offer that pertinent information. She really was a great cook. Her leftovers were often better than the original meals. Turkey a la King. Lamb Croquettes.

I asked her what time it was she told me how to make a watch

See also "I was raised in a middle-class family..."

if a woman asks if your want to go to dinner, ask her where first. In this way she will tell you where. If you just say yes, she will ask you where, you will say a name , she will refuse, and it will take forever to get her to say the restaurant name

Straight out of the marriage counsellor's handbook.

All I can say is I bought hearing aids so I could hear better....🤔.... For some reason, they are worn out😅

Hahaha i do that to my husband ,❤❤❤

Such a wife is amazing

I never been married, but, generally speaking women do talk that way sometimes. It depends on the woman.

Stop😅🎉

Love your good vibes ❤

The corpus collosum is that part of the brain that connects the two hemispheres of our brain. It's been said that women have a super highway, and men have a dirt path. 😂

“Cobras” I think he said Kroger’s. Kroger is a grocery store in the US. Sounds like he’s talking about Georgia.
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This is absolutely true.

The first one to know about the new neighbors... Always the wives🙁

They can get you in Europe and back to New Zealand till they will tell you about the flat tyre they had yesterday morning.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅

U beautiful

Netter than seven vashit , i come home once .the chili potlid wam bouncing. I thought oh yea chili and cornbtead ., lofted the lid.aeven cans whole ketnel corn

I do this because I have ADHD. My husband joins me for the ride because he also has ADHD. XD

I have learnt NEVER ask my wife. How was work? You will a minute by minute blow by blow story from the time the alarm went off to THAT very second. You can’t get that time back, nope.

I asked my girlfriend which hospital and what room she was in. She sent me a paragraph about how someone was coming to visit her in about five minutes and she would text me later where she was. WTF? You couldn't just tell me real quick? No. Had to waste all that time telling me you would tell me later. Women are aliens I swear

His wife and my wife... cut from the same piece of cloth.

My wife does this all the time. After 25 years, I’ve learned to just shut up and listen.

You're georgious i would love have you

To be honest, comparing my wife and me, it is me talking in circles.

Men die first because they want to.

My wife never answers the question and neither does my grandfather. He also answers like a woman.

The undecipherable street name is Euclid.

My wife can't answer a yes or no question in 25 words or less.

Women complain that their husband's don't talk to them. I can't complete a sentence nor get a word in edge wise.

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Getted that right!!!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 absolutely fantastic

“That’s what I really, really want know!”😂

Sooo true.

Her feet are beautiful

You are such a. Cutie 😊 Love the jokes!

My man has not spoken to me in 3 weeks... The peace and quiet is golden😂😂😂

I don't reckon I've gotten an answer delivered in the same format as my question, or one that wasn't answering the adjacent question she heard instead of the one I asked, in over 30 years! 😜😅

It's called 'answering the question', Dear, not begging it! lol

She is so beautiful

The amount of feelings women process is amazing. That's why I found strange that women don't want to help solve men's emotional problems.

This is why I don't ask my wife questions. I don't have that kind of time.

Lol