HOW TO GET REJECTED

Rejected except they never leave

I am content with rejection and you were miserable with me, anyway

Instructions unclear: I now have a wife and a family of 3 children

:)

This is a Masterpiece !

2.3milion people:
Lose? I don't lose I WIN!

Just want to share a little story that I think as a cool way to overcome rejection.
A chat from girl:
-I broke up with Brian... It was a sad moment for sure, he said he feels bad about this as well.
-But in the same moment he asked me if we could start a new.
-I said I don't mind.
-He made a little breath and then said that we're breaking up.
-It was so harsh😢😢😢

I watched this like a year ago and at that time i dind t understood what was the message of the video, now that i learn about some things this video became one of my favorites in this plataform.

well I guess she should've accepted the date it seems

Fire Punch be like:

He was so polite tho! The right girl would say 'yes', you just gotta find her. its tough out there man

get your Super Paper Mario on the Nintendo Wii lookin ahh chapter 2 lookin ahh, "make some rubies" lookin ahh outta here

I did it! Me with my introverted behind asked! And I have made a new friend :/ Better than them saying no I guess

Just be yourself

So real

Next video: How to get rejected from art school!

"I have a boyfriend"

Brilliant

I know my worth isn’t defined by rejection. At the same time, I have RSD so it would be hard for me regardless.

I get what you’re saying, Eventually Heat death of the Universe. It just hurts rn, and for a while now it’s only been rejection.

100 Trillion years into the future is when this scientifically takes place.

I love how you didn't change your voice for the first girl yay

Instructions unclear: I am now in a healthy, committed relationship with The eventual heat death of the universe

I’m already a professional at this one

Beautiful

Love it.

i could even do that without the guide 👌

For your own security and because those are bettet for you (both police and gang would prefer my end)

Women will only affect the speed at which i draw my sword ⚔️🗿

“Is it single”
Lmaoooo
“The eventual heat death of the universe would rather be single”
DAMN

BRUH SHE SAID “yeah fuck no”

So remember whta to do when u get rejected: turn into Saddam Hussein

This is a scary video

Don't underestimate what a compliment it is when someone tells you they aren't ready for a relationship. They could have used you for attention, validation, sex, cuddles, favours, etc, while they were thinking about someone else. They are telling you that you deserve a relationship with someone who has the capacity to truly focus on you and be there for you, and they "rejected" you because they didn't think they could give you what you deserve.

The end is just like the videogame "The Void"

thats me fr

HOW 2 GET REJECTED-ME EDITION

step 1: ask her out
step 2: get rejected

SUPR EAZY

I love how this is funny but is still just deep cutting

great tutorial, dude

Futurama lore:

I didn’t even need this tutorial, just had to be ✨Myself✨

i like the detail with the skeletons next to the tree where the other two people were
(why were they there until they died)

I find it funny that you made the title "HOW TO GET REJECTED"

>:(

Mission failed she liked how “funny” and awkward I was

That’s me!

ha! jokes on you, i did this without the video demonstration you've displayed!

bro got friendzoned by the heat death of the universe