When It Splatters...

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Come down today and try some corn!

I like eating on the cob cause it makes me feel like a animal

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Why does it feel weird listening to hes/her explanation

Or I guess I am the weird one😏😏😏

All I care is that it’s fat, juicy, and mouth watering… corn

Eating corn on the cob is the closest thing to most of us would get to a joystick.😞

Get a bigger mouth then. Problem solved 🧠🧠🧠

Country boys have to make do i guess

Midwesterner here: corn is overrated. Makes you fat. Ruins MEAT. You want your BEEF grassfed.


I'm not sure if this is a euphemism or not...

corn on the cob: flavor, but at what cost

So he eats corn the long way? XD

Corn 🌾

And now my corn is ruined

I need more of his adorable nomming














Also I need more lewd descriptions from him

Corn is nice but it doesn’t have a flared bass so it can be dangerous to use when not attached to the stalk

A country boy will survive 🎵🎵🎵

Yeah I agree especially with the splatter part and I kind get the urge to suck it and I don't know why 🥺👉👈❤️

Corn is awesome! I might be biased as I’m from Ohio so we have it a lot but it’s still delicious, regardless of it getting in your teeth.

He eats corn the longway.

Something about eating it on the cob just feels different.

Facts

yo who made the art in the thumbnail?

Sir you do you have a license for that much cute?

LMAO

Date me

I hate corn but that chopping was really cute.

innuendos aside, this is my EXACT opinion towards corn my mind has been read

Anime dantes with blond hair and red eyes?

kai wasn't talking about corn, i believe

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He makes me feel things…

This feels oddly sexual