18 Of The Golden Girls Most Epic One Liners

You missed Dorothy's comment to ex-husband--"I've seen the big gun and I am not impressed."

"Eat dirt and die, trash!"

I have never been convinced that you can say this and not bring an end to your friendship!

Can I ask a dumb question
Better than anyone I know

"My apologies, i thought since you looked like yoda you were also wise" 😂😂😂

Lacks context

'She's always relied on the kindness of strangers' 😂😅.. FYI, a famous line from the movie, 'A Street-car Named Desire'.

God bless shoulder pads. Bring back the 90s.

Loved everything about the eighties!

Cognitive dissonance - hyper-sexual bitch 😅🤌

Could you imagine making this today? No name calling, no mean or “hurty” words and one of them would have to be black. Wouldn’t work.

I'm from the south flirting is part of my heritage🎉😂❤

Pray for brains 😂

“Hypersexual bitch” kills me everytime 😭😭😭

Dorothy is savage!!!!! She’s always been my favorite!

They are the best!!
laughter is always guaranteed with these awesome, hilarious, beautiful women. Love Always ❤❤❤❤✌️

Go to sleep & pray for brains lol

It was the best sitcom EVER!!! I LOVED THESE LADIES!! MAY THEY ALWAYS BE LAUGHING!! RIP LADIES ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

“ hyper sexual bitch” lol
Go Rose!😅

"I was wrong. You don't wear too much makeup!" -- they left out the best part.

"ye olde town slut" had me wheezing! Dorothy is EASILY the funniest

"Collecting lingerie for sexy needy people"

"Since when do you care how you look"?

Where is :" Elvis wouldn't have left so much meat on a pork-chop"?

Her mother was a slut too.

Dirk's nearly 5 years younger then me,

“Go to sleep & pray for brains” shows she’s not too swift either, pray for brains before you go to sleep makes more sense ❤

John 3:16🎁

Oh definitely the "my mistake, I thought since you looked like Yoda you were also wise" 😂

Sophia no one

My wife and i loved this show, her fav was grandma, my fav was rose and her st olaf stories.All the ladies were great talented actresses.

ALL CLASSICS ! LOL !

Their deliveries were flawless!

love them!

'She's always relied on the kindness of strangers' - truly golden

Blanche: "This is strictly off the record but Dirk's nearly 5 years younger than I am".
Dorothy: "In what Blanche dog years?"

“In what Blanche? Dog years?”

More please!!!

❤The Golden Girls❤

Go to sleep. Pray for brains. ☝️

What a pity that a narrative voice is used at the end - for advertising. You have just lost a viewing member. Stupid.

Great show. What an absolute tragedy that comedy has gone down the toilet with all the astoundingly unfunny woke politically correct shows these days. SNL Late NIght shows etc etcd ALL just utter mindless garbage written by mindless left wing cretins

“Trying to find your underwear in big p

Inch of water and dog’s years!!!!!

"Eat dirt and die, trash", Blanche kills me🤣🙌🏾🤣

Confidentiality Dirk's 5 years younger than me
In what dog years?

Right now, in this day and age, “Pray for brains.”

In what, Blanche? Dog years?

Her mother was a skut too

During an argument : "Oh, screw Eddie!"
(in college) "I have, that's the problem!!!"