5 Phrases That Turn Women On

"here is my atm card.... im going to my beach house...jeff bezos is on speed dial...we own this block in paris....your dad works for me."

ahh so her advice..be an ass.girls love that. lololo

1 and 5 worked hilariously well on my wife of 16 years. Thanks for keeping it fun.

The biggest flaw with women is that they sabotage their own arousal

Men, don’t take this advice. None of these phrases work unless you really know the woman or are basically already sleeping with her…

Dying to know what these special words are x!!

Some years ago, I said to a much younger woman once who I had only known for a week, 'ask me anything you want, and I will say yes', She said, I want sex. I was completely taken by surprise as this was not what I expected.

The night I met my ex wife at a BBQ, I took the piss out of her all night in a light hearted joking way. I teased her taking the worst possible meaning with what ever she said. At one stage asked her if she was leso! Without realising it, I had convinced her, that being with her or not with her was of no consequence for me. She even asked me back to her place at the end of the night. I said no but with a twinkle in my eye and a smile. I had already decided she was wifey material and I intended to wait for the bedroom fun. We met again the next day at her house, chatted for three hours, then I excused myself and left without making a move on her. We were married twelve months later.

I phrase that turns on a man. Get out.

Funny how it takes 10 minutes to get out five phrases

U R ALWAYS WET BY THE WAY , NO? :)

i never Abbreviitae words in real life . Not gonna say JAYKAY or J K now she has to think ........what does that mean, oh yeh it means this ..........now she missed the next thing I said & Ive lost her.

👎

Cut to the chase. No one wants to pay for rants

I have some coke.
Do you fancy some grass
Dont say anybody but I have something in the plastic bag

Another one my credit card and wallet are on the nightstand well she’ll be your til that no account runs out

I’ve got one phrase that turns any woman on: I’ve got billions!!!

I tried this tactic once - called my wife on my way home from work, said, when I get home, i expect to see you on our bed, no clothes, and pleasuring yourself cos I am gonna ravish you. When I got home found she had obeyed my command, that was a fun night!

#1 I'm a multi millionaire

Hmmm...

1) I make 300k+ a year
2) I'm taller than 6'
3) I support the Democratic Party, regardless of who they put up
4) I have influential friends
5) I'm more the 6"

This is really dumb.

Your voice is such a turn on !! Should teach women how to talk dirty .. love to see you try on lingeries.. mmm SEXY AF!!

Fuck that.

I ain’t got time to be playing out some 50 Shades of Grey bullshit.

If she needs all that to get turned, then she needs therapy or God.

1. MONEY
2. CHAD
3. TYRONE
4.DESTROY MENS LIVES
5. FEMINISM DESTROYS THE PATRIARCHY.

IF you were actually being TRUTHFUL.

I remember a cup of coffee used to be $.39 cents. Then $1.25.

Thanks!

I tell them to behave 😅 and sometimes they just pounce on me like a lion

If they play the old 'I'm breaking up with you' I'll tell her 'ok, so where do you want me to drop you off' or 'ok, it was nice while it lasted'

Who cares. They aren’t worth it anymore.

Princess? Princess? Well we all know the princess was with everyone on set, alllll of them, and the men were very happy, yeap, having a real good time?
And the princess she had better time, than they did!
Yes, the princess. RIP.

Yh right

I wanna marry you Sarah Dawn

I must warn you - I spent some time "in the joint". I'm a bad, bad, man. You probably can't handle this.

One more phrase- let me take you shopping

"Order it. I'll pay"

Only if he is Chad

honest question.... do most women have a sense of humor?

Perfectly timed humor is what it is all about. A good witty banter but must have a lot of trust first that its all in good fun.

While laughing with a kool aid smile, " Shut up, you fine ass b*tch and come here".........can work wonders

Yes, she's going to be trouble for sure. Too bad men don't realize they have to train their women. No, her bs is not acceptable, and they need a strong hand to teach them to be respectful, and cooperative, and not over demanding. But yeah, that's not the norm, that much is clear.

“Hey baby I just won £1000000 on this scratch card”
💦 💦.

Living on the edge of a victim 🙄

The exact phrase... My name is Elmer J Fudd, Millionaire, I own a mansion and a yacht.

1. Finance
2. Trust fund
3. 6'5"
4. blue eyes
5. I'm a billionaire

The examples given show that it’s not just about what you say but how you say it. Tone and timing matter just as much!

One huge mistake men make is that they think women are their solution to a perfect life.

SO SARAH, LETS PLAY THE MAGIC WORD PHRASE GAME OF , WHAT GETS A FEMALE WET , WHY NOT JUST JOIN ME IN A LITTLE ADULT REAL HONEST REALITY CONVERSATION INSTEAD , ENOUGH OF THE FANTASY BUBBLE LAND DREAM WORLD MAGIC KINGDOM, LYING WORD SALAD TEMPORARY BULLSHIT , TO ATTEMPT TO GET A CARNIVAL CAROUSEL RIDE, TIME DISCOVERS TRUTH , GROW UP FEMALE LIFE COACH, TRY TO NOT LIVE UP TO ALL MY EXPECTATIONS OF YOU , DO NOT WASTE MY TIME OR ATTEMPT TO INSULT MENS INTELLIGENCE .

Hello Sarah, interesting suggestions here. In my marriage, I made sure the relationship was never on the table, never a bargaining chip, so it was something both of us regarded as completely untouchable. This actually worked fine, until I had a breakdown and walked out. It came (though it shouldn't have), as quite the shock to her. In my current 17 yr relationship, I raise breaking up on a regular basis and it certainly gets her attention! I don't do it as a game, (there are serious issues that if not fixed, are deal breakers, yes, even after 17 yrs), and it has created the accidental side effect of having her cling even more strongly to me. I don't think she feels insecure in the relationship but she does know that not addressing my concerns is not an option (just as I address her concerns).

Little princess! Lol!