How to order pizza like a lawyer | Steve Reed | TEDxNorthwesternU

They went out of business, which proves, no matter how good the food is, if you're an A-HOLE eventually people will stop patronizing your business.

I am so relieved by reading these top comments that not everybody has guzzled down the Kool-Aid. What he's not mentioning is that they're the ones that created these unintelligible rules to make things so complicated so that they can get to insert themselves every time because there's nothing like promoting the rise of the litigation industrial complex where governments will be able to extract more money from whoever they choose based on a lack of willingness accept the standard quo. Run afoul of your local government and see how they can destroy you all because you weren't willing to be silent about extreme malfeasance and as a result you now have a lifetime blacklisting for legal representation.
Yes, it takes a big city and the local perpetrators to be connected within the federal government oversight agencies.

Wow! I'll have to look this guy up, lol!

pizza which is beeing delivered, never is crusty at all, so stop watching

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this video actually helps explains the mental fog that occurs during the study of law for students quite well! I do find myself analytically thinking about jokes too sometimes and have to take a step back.

This guy doesn't sound like a lawyer to me, did he literally just pass the bar exam?

I wonder the level of fraud for "cash-only" businesses. Seems easy to low-ball revenue for taxes.

I liked your talk. Do you teach IP law too?

If I am going to hire a lawyer, it can’t be him..

Excellent

I still want to know where to stand in line at CostCo

Now I understand why they were empty.

Now I understand why they were empty.

He: I know what Bazinga means
That one guy in the audience: hahaha

1. guide yourself through the rules/ obsessively learn the rules
2. notice how we layer the rules on top of basic guidelines and build contracts over them to customize to need
3. change jurisdictions when necessary or you find yourself breaching contract

Legal thinking can help improve your life.

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Long winded talk. Sounds like an annoying, controlling business with a lot of ego going on. No thanks. IMO, they are not providing good general customer service to the masses. Maybe people are too busy to call ahead or pop in last minute- unplanned. Fortunately, the masses control the money and have other choices. This business will learn this over time.

If you need to write a contract to do dishes, you have issues. Marry the right person and give your business to good businesses who appreciate and don't disrespect paying customers and all will be fine.

He certainly reaffirmed my view of lawyers. He did say he was a lawyer right ? - Sounds like the sort of restaurant you should avoid like the plague, or a plague of lawyers.

Sounds like those pizza shop owners are not in it for the money. Probably using the pizza parlor as a write-off or as a way to launder money.

Burt sounds like it sucks

Whew! Would love to see the amount of dislikes on this one!

Might be the dumbest Ted Talk I've listened to. Hope that business drowns as well

I learned nothing. Is TEDx for amateurs?

Typical f*cking lawyer. Stay away from these life, happiness, & personal energy vultures!

So good, so helpful, thank you.

If burts was in south africa it be broke by now.

I learned nothing.......

me : watching this while eating pizza lol

Ok just a clickbait title

Burt’s sounds like a dump

He better study 24/7 for my interest and cash!

This dude looks like a republican tool bag. This maybe the worst ted talk ever.

The pizza nazi's! I dont care how good their pizza is... Get over yourselves!!!!

Wait I think like a lawyer I always read the terms of service and contracts

Very SALTY TEDx Talk

He Sure hast the Gift of the gab.... He is a Multi Talent ...could sell anything 😁😂😂😂👍😉

F**k Y** for wasting my time

Worst Ted talk ever.

Man this is a dry house

This video made me think 2 things...1. Lawyers must be a nightmare to know personally. 2. I won't be going to Berts pizza place.

I fell asleep twice within the first ten minutes. Law isn't even interesting in a ted talk. Also, that pizza place sounds awful.

well I am never going to Burt's

Me coming out of Bert's after first visit: *crying* i just wanted a pizza.

I would certainly be a horrible customer at Burt's, I can't recall half a rule

What does the joke on his last slide mean? Or it isn't a joke?

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Thanks for the comments. I don't have to waste my data listening to the whole presentation.

Now we know what happened to Bert after he left Sesame Street. I can imagine Oscar the Grouch partnering up with him to open this pizza place.

this guys wants us to know he is a lawyer more than ben shapiro wants us to know his wife is a doctor