If Teachers Could Be Honest With Students...

Literally how I talk to my students.

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His ABSOLUTELY 💯 correct about that 1. Google is ur best friend

When I was in school the no holds barred a teachers were more favorable by the students. I felt bad for him when he started talking about his failed rap career 😂😂😂😂

The bathroom request was NOT exaggerated!

I used to tell my students that I drank coffee for their safety. 😂😂

I see why so many teachers are quitting. I couldn’t do this for a day, much less a career.

"You are lazy", "You are a liar", "You have no manners", " You smell", and "Dear Lord you are dumb as doornails!"...whew THAT FEELS BETTER!

Coffee, yes!!!

He's awesome!

Me as a teacher...

I don’t favor anyone get Tf outta here😂 Kids especially ain’t nothing I favor🫢😁

I've said that exact response to " Can I get some extra credit?"!
Hilarious! He could also tell them about
Staff meetings, department meetings, rally duty, lunch supervision, staff development... 29 mins to choke down your lunch, pee, and prep your next class...so glad I'm retired!

Lesson plans are the biggest scam in education. First day: open books to page 1. Every day after Day 1: continue.

IDK Malcom is a little skiddish

I thought there was a recall on the 2002 None Of Your Business.

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One of the teachers I knew, who has since retired, told his kids-we will use the text book for definitions of words, and theres a date list in the back of the battles of the civil war. The rest of it is boring. Instead, we will have discussions after I present the reasons each side entered the civil war. Plus we will take an anonymous test on which side you would fight on before and after you know the facts. You can see if your answer changed.

I think that "teacher"review should be random and a surprise so that admin can see first hand the crap teachers deal with every day!!!

He could have been a rapper. 😔

I already say some of these tbf

Three years old and still so true. Laughed out loud at the extra credit. Just stop! Do the REAL credit, bc I can't even answer that question kindly anymore.

Loved the Code Red!!!

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The problem of trying to relax a little bit after school when you still have to prep 😓

Eddie comedy ?….. NOPE

Now the only thing jamming is the copy machine🤣🤣

Wait teachers aren't always honest with their students? Maybe it's this new generation of too easily offended people. My junior high and high school teachers were always super brutally honest. The AG teacher would put a tool used to castrate bulls on his desktop and glare at whatever boy or group of boys was misbehaving. We had a lecture the first day where he said he wasn't afraid to use them. Or the art teacher that said I looked like a Victorian era child dying of TB all because I didn't put eye makeup on that day.

I am Google !!!

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The one about who is allowed to answer questions if the principal comes into the classroom! On Point! LOLOL!

You’re sooo funny 😆

"Am I your favorite student?"
I have a hundred fifty students every day. Do you think I have the mental energy to rate you all individually? I have tiers. And you're not in the "I hate you tier" or the "Wait, who? tier" okay?
Also, I don't know what the answer to number five is. I wrote this handout like...six years ago. I don't remember what I was thinking.

How about, brick and mortar schools are obsolete and you can get your education online legally in most states. This means, avoiding the bullies and the commutes.

My teachers were always weirdly open about this stuff 😂😅

Thank God these complaining teachers aren't soldiers. We wouldn't get anything done from all the complaining.

I died at the bathroom rant! I had a girl who one day just wemt to the bathroom for 20 minutes. What y’all doing? Like unless you have some severe bathroom issues please just get back to class and not mess around. Then has the audacity to complain this is the only subject shes got a bad grade in. Mam

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please
I don't know what to do anymore,,,,,,

Thank you

man, this is everything a Brilliant Instructional Person should be allowed to tell the hobbits they get. BIP needs to be the new slang for teachers. They're the Biggie of everything for everyone.

The extra credit and the principal clips 😄

I don't who's funnier, this guy or the lady with "Tristan" stories.

"2nd reason is, because it tastes good." LOL I died at that one.

I drink coffee because they frown on drinking alcohol