I have No Patience For Stupid People. Mike James - Full Special

Awesome Mike. Best of luck because you've got the right stuff.

no one wants to listen to someone who calls other "stupid".

48% of the US isn't laughing today.

Then, he has no sympathy for 80% of a certain group with an average IQ below 75.

Covid propaganda everywhere.

Our country would be better if everyone did what he said get to know the person i dont like racism i wish it never existed.

Great to see a comedian. or hear a comedian who. doesn't swear all the time and still makes you laugh. Way to go. Thank you for good time.

I thought he was KevOnStage lol

Omg he made me spit water out of my nose 😂😂😂😂

Oh so funny....spiders are the absolute worse. I haven't walked out my back door for 3 months because of a huge because of a writing spider across the door. I just can't.

All my gf’s been way taller than me 😂

i like to answer stupid questions with a stupid answers..'do you want that here for here or go?' 'you know thats actually an excellet question...'im glad you asked''thank you'yeah' 'umm...well...i still still havent decided yet..' 'umm ...well i was thinking of starting here..yeah...then working my way out' 'so then im gunna take my food for here then to go' 'soo..for here and then to go..yeah''so yeah both'' look.. i just wanna make it home.'

This guy is great, I hate stupid people too😅 I really enjoyed a good laugh

I'm glad I worked an "essential job"... People go on about how it was tougher for us because we had to go out there, and couldn't stay safe at home... but like, I'm happy I got to go out, I would have gone completely insane...

Appreciate the natural birth, kinda stupid how the entire room was silent when their support these statements instead of listening to the doctor's like they are god's. This guy should be very very lucky to have a wife with such mentality living with the surrounding of disastrous society

Earn the hate""😂😂😂

As a woman, I can't date a man shorter than me... maybe i'm shallow, but i honestly just feel really insecure when im taller. I'm 5'9. :|

RACISM HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SKIN COLOR. It has to do with the RACE not the color. And to clear things up even more, racism is a elite created narrative control word designed to cause division and deflect from the actual truth.

Mike, you are so funny and truthful. Bet those school children that you went to school with hate that they made fun of you. You are probably better looking than any of them!

OMG I nearly fell outtta my chair on that kidney joke..

THEN while I'm still laughing I heard u say If I gotta gun and someome got a Daddy Longlegs. I laughed so hard. Omg too funny.!!!
Too 😂😂😂😂much luv it!! 😊

He looks like a tall KevOn Stage lol

Bring him back again

Teacher joke had me rolling 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Craig Jared

I feel his pain. I’m also 6’5” and I too was skinny as a rail. Mother bought all my clothes second hand and fit was not a consideration. Bullied all 12 years. Raised to not hit anyone smaller, shorter, than me.

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Look like a young Kev on stage

Thank you so much for believing ng your funny self.

Yo bro is good hahaha

Second time around. Still love it.😂

His joke about the texting and driving caught me off guard in the best way. XD

Clean and funny.Good to see.Cheers

Plandemic

Got 8 minutes into this one and am leaving, I've heard every single joke so far somewhere else!

NO FOUL, NASTY, LANGUAGE!! Lost Art. Bravo!

Re: racism - a documentary i saw on CPTV tv years ago about a doctor/scientist found markers in our dna and went around the world for ten years drawing blood from the males to find that every single person on the face of this earth comes from a black tribe in Africa 50,000 - 60,000 years ago. So racism is truly ignorance.
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For a second I thought this was 50 Cent. Seriously. Tell me I'm wrong.

Why is everyone looking at the color of someone's skin??? Look at the heart!!!

The dude is awesome!

Hilarious!

Thank you!

"I have No Patience For Stupid People. Mike James - Full Special"
Stay away from Trump Rallies...your IQ drops 10 points every hour you spend there...after three hours, you are obligated to marry your sister.

Brilliant! I love the set-up and unexpected outcomes! Powerful messages too! Well done, sir! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼❤

Dang he should have tied the “you breathe too much” joke in with the “sleep apnea” joke . It would have been a great full circle punch

Earn a hate. Put the work in. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

No bro, you can't be a crook with that arachnophobia! But I'm sorry to tell - you can't be a comedian either, with/without any phobia! You're not there to give motivational speeches! And i am truly sorry, Mike looks like a genuinely good human being, and he's tryin' so hard... but this is just boring! Simple as that...when you have to worry so much not to offend anyone and not to trigger someone's "PTSD" you're so far away from true comedy! When you have to use your body, in that "wife's kidney" joke - it's a sign... to be a great comedian, all you need is microphone! Norm, Louis CK, Burr, Gervaise...are proof of that. Nice guy, but this set is just so empty, powerless and average... I know there's a crowd for every Shyat, but Mike needs to understand that mic is all you need, so go and make your set without any Fears. Best of Luck!

awesome