Scaling The True Power of Dale Gribble

I can't decide if it would be more Dale to call them Shurikens or "Chinese Throwing Stars"

this video is the poster child for flawed logic and I fucking love it.

Dale Vs Shaggy?

It's all good jokes and all, but every now and then, he does show superpowers
Like that point blank explosion

Dale vs shaggy will crack the planet in half

In one episode we seen Mr Satan actually pull a semi truck

Dale vs Edd. Who wins?

Dale Gribble is him, little h.

Dale would love this.

Dale with a pack of cigs vs Popeye with a can of spinach 😩🙏

Arranger door isn't 2" thick plate

Hey now, im 5’10, 165 and i feel insulted 😭

Yknow there's not a SINGLE false thing in this video.

Dale pretends like he's a fool and lazy to spite Nancy for cheating on him and his friends not being good friends by not telling him, especially Hank. He also knew Joseph wasn't his which is why he would always encourage him to do dangerous things that could kill him or ruin his life, but he eventually warms up to him.

Dale is a secret agent or military weapon just like Homer and some the citizens of Springfield.

I wish more people who make these kind of videos had the attitude you have. It’s not serious, and the goal is to create something entertaining and funny, not completely logical and accurate with no inconsistencies.

When I was a kid my dad got bit by thousands of fire ants, his whole body swelled up and he got sick asf from it for over a week. So Dale getting bit and shrugging it off is pretty powerful

When I was a kid I hated this show now as adult I realize why it was the first show they played on “adult” swim , such a great show

You sound like SeizureRobot5000, he does podcast about Kingcobrajfs

RIP 🙏 🪦 Dale Gribble

Floors are generally inside, and the ground is outside. You fall out of a tree, and you hit the ground, not the floor.

I disagree on the life energy immortality feat as it seems to take him a few seconds to move his kidney around so he would either have to preemptively move his energy or rusk leaking life energy after

POCKET SAND

‘Rubbing’ my ‘head’ also increases my power level

Okay it's confirmed king of the hill is a reverse anime bizarrely powerful characters and I know that at least some of Japan likes it

Dale is my spirit animal because he's a beast

What’s your last name?

had the ant thing happen to me in georgia as a toddler covered head to toe in bites

wow cigs for dinner me too

Have you did a power scale on bobby hill yet?

how did you not once mention his intellect? mildly amusing video for sure, but you never mentioned his intellect, which for this specific character is an insanely odd oversight

Texas anime

Never underestimate the power of pocket sand

R.I.P Dale Gribble you will forever be a generational legend!
pocket sand

So, i hate to tell you this, but that isnt Dale Gribble. That man is Rusty Shackleford

To say dale harnessed nuclear power itself would be a pretty funny point but then bro pulled out the fucking time stone and that's the funniest thing ever

Power boost from smoking the Olympic flame
Gaining the skill of every olympian"
Checks out

This is a good augment against power scaling; they were just trying to funny and accidentally created a Shonan protagonist

Bro just assumed like everything he said lmao

I remember in high school my friend literally had to spot me just to bench press the bar.

A lot of my friends were into powerlifting, I was basically shaggy off Scooby doo. Just this tall lanky pothead. One day I got overconfident and told my friend I’d out bench him.

We smoked a ton of weed and I didn’t realize weed decreases your strength. Atleast it did for me, I could lift half as much as I could sober. I’m over there struggling with this 40 pound bar. What’s crazy is I’m 25 now and I work physical labor. I see my coworkers struggling to lift the same weight and I feel like Superman

Watch all the way to the end for a short message from yours truly

EDIT: OKAY, so after the video hit 500K views the outro song owners copystriked me so I guess you can't see the short message from yours truly, sorry guys