Hilarious Tweets That Showcase Trademark British Humor (NEW Tweets) | Happy Bears

28 days leave? that many?

As someone who drives a Fiat 500 Pop, ha ha!

Before we find a cure for hangovers, we need to find a cure for hot flashes…that doesn’t require estrogen supplements. 😊

It's not brussel sprouts, it's Brussels sprouts, named after the city.

Some of these British people need to start writing in English rather than bastardised American English.

Funny how the British say "touch wood" to ward against bad luck. We in the USA says "knock wood" and we tap a wooden object 3 times.

none of these are "new""

My friend Bert drove like he 9 lives, until he died... in a car accident that was his fault

In my father's and grandfather's village, in western part of Serbia, they still say knock on a tree, so that something ugly doesn't happen..They've been saying that for centuries, and they they didn't know about English, I don't know if they knew about anything outside their village (let's include their mountain, but, again, I don't believe they knew whole mountain) They lived simple

I have lived and witnessed so many of these 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

"Welcome back everyone" at my friends 2nd wedding! 🤣

The mug definitely affects the taste of the tea. I've been shopping for months for the perfect bright orange glazed coffee mug with a big handle and just the right size liquid holding capacity - not 12 oz, (too small) not 20 oz (too big), but just right. These are important matters.

Landlords around the world must be equally despised. Chris Rock just coined the term on SNL last night as a level of how much you hate something -- "I have landlord hate for this."

As to the Fiat joke I think you'll find Victor Meldrew done that only it was "Theres a bloody mini in there"

Please post a reminder to unmute at the end of your videos.

Now I have reached that age that I am now the old man on the street who know what what colour bin to put out I take great pleasure in getting up early the day before bin day and putting out my green bin. All the neighbours confidently put out the same. Then awaiting till gone midnight to swop it for the correct colour..... oh the joys of getting old😂

Eh? I doubt one in ten of these are funny, and even fewer are intended to be. What a train wreck!

I am that Fiat driver, and I love that smug feeling when someone thinks they have found a parking space 😂😂😈

The even goldeness of that slice of toast at just before 4 minute mark.....a thing of wonder that I would date if I could.

Edwin. So cute!!