Rules of D&D - JoCat

To be fair, if he manages to ninjaroll his way through my window he kinda deserves to throw foam noodles at me.

I don't live very close to the ground :)

Then I made a child shadow sorcerer Satyr which develops character through the other party, good luck stereotyping this *:)

is this why he barged in on me playing a druid who isn't a vegetarian?

If that was true, people would be doing it on purpose.

Now I want to play a mage that cant read or talk and has to use sign language

"Matt Mercer will not actually throw foam noodles at you for not playing a stereotypical D&D character because he doesnt judge the way you have fun & is a genuinely swell guy. He may throw foam noodles at you for other reasons however so you should still watch your back."

I played a Dragonborn fighter who was agnostic but eventually became the most zealous member of our party when it comes to the worship of a fellow party member who we are trying to have achieve godhood

My brother's first d&d character was a tortle bard who was more of a magic storyteller, with his instrument being a big timpani (and thus, his weapon was a mace, being one of the mallets).

How about a demisexual Bard? A demisexual person doesn’t have a big interest in sex but will do it if their partner wants to and both are ok with it. This does not mean they can’t be flirty though.
At least that’s my understanding of demisexual if it got it wrong please tell me.
Edit: for a better description of demisexualty, please look at the person who replied to this comment.

Man played a rogue that wasn’t an edgelord with a Batman backstory, now he won’t leave my wardrobe...

I made a bard who dreams of settling down with the right person and wants to wait until after marriage before sleeping with them. I've been watching my back ever since I made this character and I haven't seen Matt yet- "nyeh!"

i love the animation, very funny, but fake as F

Yeah, can confirm. I played a deviant ranger instead of a deviant bard, and Matt Mercer has been pelting me with foam noodles since.

What if I don't have a living room

Gender fluid damphir cleric

Nobody cares, matt mercer

Nyeh!

My character still has 2 living (adopted) parents dull thud dangit matt!

Thats true, i was the foam noodle.

push 8, hilarity ensues

Guys, how do I get Matt Mercer to go home?
It's 3am and I Need Sleep!

lol when ur a high elf barbarian

I play a bard and DONT want to bed everyone I see. Cone at me!!

What do you mean I can't play a Half-orc Bard? She's a proud mother of two, and her kids loved her lullabies so much, that they persuaded her to pursue a career as a professional songstress. She also serves as the de facto mother of the party.




MATT, NO! HAVE MERCY!

That is EXACTLY what I would expect Matt Mercer to do anyway

Matt, why did you walk across the country to get here?

The "..." between the nyehs is so loud

I played a paladin who wasn't a intake rules lawyer and got stabbed with a 1d4 danger with +1 poison for it.

Tomorrow I'm playing a sassy cleric who serves an infernal fiendish deity. No no no stay away!

Knowing Matt. He probably did the voice for the “nyeh!” used in this clip

Wait, aren’t Matt Mercer’s characters the LEAST stereotypical for their classes?

laughs in bard that's naive and doesnt even realize people hit on her and just wants to hang out with her best friend and might even be asexual if I'm honest

Wait, do people really stereotype Bards as the horny type?? I play mine as the enigmatic kenku. .-.

I mean this would be a very interesting way to meet Matt Mercer...

That's funny because he actually recorded a guide about playing a character against stereotypes. 😂

Ah, if the the ancient legand I just made up is true, if you catch mat mercer he is forced to grant you tree wishes.

Promise?

I made a 8 INT wizard and i don't regret anything.

I guess I'm gonna get a friend to play dnd with me by trying to play a very intelligent barbarian

I play a insane motherly warlock noble and i get noodled in the shower help-

I plan to make my first character a bard and she is not a horny person

I play monk/bard whose' a singing warpriest of helm.
Cleric without cleric, paladin without paladin.
... Shit, it's Matt, everyone turn off the light and hide!!

Finally.A way to meet Matt Mercer

Oh please, I played an asexual bard and I've ne- gets hit by a foam noodle

I recently made a Bard Archaeologist who doesnt sing but instead uses the power of words (speeches and motivation and such) and a magic lantern to cast spells and wants to uncover lost secrets of the fey. Mercer still hasn’t left

I almost want to break the stereotypes now so that Matt will appear!

Boy I sure do love playing stupid Wizards Crash

I played... A BARD THAT ISNT HORNY gets hit by 69 foam noodles in rapid succession

This is a punishment??? Can he talk to me while he does this if not then it would get annoying but if I can have a conversation with the dude it’s worth it

Oh so that's why he keeps throwing pool noodles at my dad (his bard became a Saint)