Don Chenz kicks things off by telling Casey Drake a story about an intense confrontation he had with a wannabe Lance Armstrong riding his bike in the middle of the road. The guys then discuss inside outside (not to be confused with outside inside) seating at restaurants, men having periods, Blue's Clues and Steve's sad and nostalgic viral video, childhood cartoons and why Caillou sucks, porn viruses, and wearing sports jerseys. Stories include NFL week 1 storylines, McGregor and MGK fight at the VMAs, Lil Uzi Vert has the diamond in his forehead ripped out by a fan, and Dog the Bounty Hunter is totally not racist.