What Dan and Phil Text Each Other 2

All the coffee chat reminds me of Johnny Cash's answer to "what is heaven"

"If we say [...] take a shot" lads ive already had 5 i dont think there beeds to be more

What Dan & Phil text each other in 2023 🥺🥺🥺

dan's whiny voice is my favorite thing ever

pausing on the ffxiv pic to guess their jobs.... maybe pugilist and black mage??? idk XD

im hardcore feeling "dont settle for neoliberalism, phil" right now lol

does anyone know where i can get Dan's jumper lol

Dan was right about Biden

Take a shot every time they talk about dying

weepy ass queen is the only effeminate one in his apex guild

Dost thou have a fucking problem needs to be merch.

save me wdapteo 2021 save me from a wdapteo-less 2023

dan in the ring footage is too much 😭😭

Tibetan foxes look like a walking taxidermy fuck up, I love it 😭

please. please 2023 ver of this. please
Edit: thank you

2024 gang ya’ll

i put this on to fall asleep sometimes and every SINGLE time i jump at the text tone and check my phone without fail even though i know it’s part of the video😂

"Dost thou have a fucking problem?" KILLED ME LMAO

This is even funnier to me now because Dan never even responds to other people’s texts, yet he gets mad when Phil auto reacts😭😭

okay but dan... where can i get this jumper?

Watching the end where Phil looks so upset that Dan can't talk about all his cancelled projects hurts my soul.

"Don't settle for neoliberalism, Phil"
I already liked Dan but that just raised him by like 50 points in my book

"I want to die. I want to crush" and "they're so cheeky and hideous" are my favorite things Phil has EVER said

Getting my degree in Phanthropology

“Don’t settle for neoliberalism, Phil’

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your work and existence have helped me for a long time john, even if you can't see the positivity you put into the world right now. i hope this break helps you find your way out of the well and back to hope again

I think I understand the yeeten one!:

Yeeten: has the video been posted (yeeted) yet?

Thumbnail: yes

Yeeben: great

love how dan scoots closer to phil throughout the vid and eventually ends up literally in the fuckin middle of the screen

Wait who re-edited this video and when? I don't remember some of these edits and comic sans captions lol

“Don’t Settle for neoliberalism Phil” 👌

Obsessed with Dan being like "Why were you sending me a vibe? If I wasnt at home I must have been in the hospital bc there is no other reason I would have left"

still mourning the battenberg jumper

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