American Dad - Best of Mertz

Mertz is very relatable

He has serious issues that need to be addressed.

this is going to sound bad but i think Mertz and Snot are friends or some how related

Mertz is oddly deep

American Dad has the best side characters

dude i think Mertz is a closet nerd and would actually be a cool dude if he wasnt a bully

You. Have. So. Much. Potential!!!

When I’m done BANGING YOUR MOM😭

You gave so much potential!

"I'm going to bully a bird."