Forcing Grandma to Fist Fight Hippos | Rimworld: Pharaoh Dynasties #32

I want to see it happen too, get a baby with a skill 20 at birth!

Babis is born when butts touch. This is the quality education that I come here for everyday!!

SHES 23 AND HES WHAT.
also keep up the good work

A Pharaoh being able to damn a person to an eternity without feeling the light of RA is quite fitting Mr. Streamer.

Adram the leader of the industrial revolution is a magician of darkness. What could be more perfect as he pollutes the sky with the black smoke of “progress”

could you bring back bray tech with the necropath?

Mr. Samuel Streamer, sir, what about renaming the sarcophagi to have either a epithet of the person who is buried in it, or just adding their name to the sarcophagi so we know who it is that rises from the grave to roam the desert?

Healthcare is OP. If this is what primitive bronze age medicine can do, modern or spacer era medicine is gunna keep people alive till like 500 lol

You could use that psypower to make more cataphract armour lol

He's a fastidious pharaoh. He worships the sun, but understands the dark to try to counter his weaknesses.

Lol Mr. Streamer, a former CK2 player, warns us about eugenics? How ironic.

wow product plasment in a samuel streamer video i gess i died

Why is Dogy Dave missing and isn’t considered dead in the social screen?

Yes, having your best years, when you're healthy, able, and sexy, zoom by at several times the normal rate, then being retired to a farm once your body is held together by nothing but deep loathing, and even getting out of bed carries some risk of injury or death, for the rest of your life, which now passes by agonizingly slow, definitely sounds like a gift to me.

Sam dodgy Dave is still alive. You can see he is listed as missing in social tab

The lower sarcophagus in the pyramid of villains was empty, so only Wes got up.

Haven't seed Adram's hair yet

Of course Steroid is the Pharaoh to bring about retirement for the elderly, praise steroid!

Put a small statue of brody next to steroid

Hippos being Venerated animals doesn't really make sense, since the Egyptians hunted them.

For the love of Ra, never ever let any character autocast anything with an area effect

AdRam has become the Shadow of Ra all fear and know him for he is DEATH

Steroid shipping the old people to the island to die is literally what Ra does to the dead in the afterlife

Maybe AdRam is the "Set worshiper" type of Pharaoh, one who embraces the darkness, unlike the status quo light worship of his idealigion.

Maybe it's time to get rid of that debuff, or at least while AdRam is Pharaoh.

The pharos in your series retire at 80 like jerry ritired at 80

You think a lord of darkness cannot covet the sun? Lord Adram cherishes the sun just as much as jerrygyption. He loves it so much that he believes his foes are undeserving of it's light. He will drag them into the darkness and force them to die in a world without light, even if he must venture into that world to do it.

out with the old an in with the new. the colony has been progressing, the pharaoh's torch has been passed, but what about an ideoligion change? maybe the moon can be a representation of progress or something

Violent Population control

I'm 45, I told my 8 month old I have to give up and get out of the way. I'm sending her via post, Mr. Streamer, thanks for being willing to take over for us! She doesn't like bananas.

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This was one of my favourite episodes for a while. Laughed so much.
Also I think you can consider the hunting camp as luxury. Important medieval characters given permission to hunt on the pharaoh’s land. Excellent

Everyone who hits a certain age gets a special ritual to go to the magic retirement resort? This is turning into Logan’s Rim.

A day late, but seriously, get Tech Ma Te some heat bonuses. You could use him for utility then. Three skip gates in the base allowing for rapid troop deployment :o

Also Necropath could be a great themed one for an immortal robot based in a society that occasionally sees it's dead rise from the grave.

did mr streamer forget he can wash soiled armor again?

When I saw the thumbnail I first thought granma needed to fistfight a hippo to retire. This is so much better.

Ad'Ram essentially going down the path of worshipping Apophis.

Plays a kemetic society, builds a Norse afterlife/old people home. Never change.

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Well I think I'm done and off to the farm, it was fun as long as it lasted 😎

"Holy crap so they can died in the wild"

-Mr Samuel Streamer

Part of me almost believe the kemetic gate was purposefully made to not perfectly fit Mr. Streamer’s entrance. That just tracks.

You put a hunting outpost on a tropical island, so it's more likely that they're just fishing right now.

As a wise thinker and futurist once said, "What's one problem right now that's not gonna be around in 2070? The еldеrly and the disаblеd. Cause we're just gonna kill 'em."

the pharoh exile it's own mother, cold

Holy shit. This video made me realize I'm closer to 40 than 13. Jesus, where did the time go?