"Coffee vs. Tea"

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LYRICS:

You dealing with caffeinated brown bean king of the mugs and cups
Come get decapitated by a real thug what’s up
Step to me, lil bitch ass tea you gonna see
How to get a dark roast for free so keep
runnin ya lips you diluted little Lipton bitch
Nobody wanna take a sip of some leafy piss
Except maybe the brits, cuz after generations of royal inbreeding
Their tastebuds accept this, travesty that you call taste,
Im stabbin anybody who puts a cup of you near my face,
Don’t think for a second you got flavor like the king,
Or bring anybody the kind of joy that I bring,
I got worldwide fans who can’t live without me,
Yet some tea-drinkers still love to doubt me
I give life to the walking dead,
You gave people a name for putting nuts on a head,
So get tea-bagged by the boss,
Don’t need to battle you cuz you already know you lost
I’m the shit, you are piss, I make hits, while you miss,
Iced tea? No interest, coffee cake for the kids
Coffee beans, big biz, ask the Starbuck Ceo
To the top, only place you gonna see me go
Cuz the worst part of waking up, would be some hot leaf-piss in a cup bitch what up



Looks like its time for Tea to fuck up covfefe
Did you really think your sorry ass it could beat me
You lil Brown Bitter bean water punk
Just a puddle for my dick shaped donut to dunk you’re junk
You talking shit on the brits, bro face it
Youre one part racist, 2 parts tasteless
And one whole pussy spitting claims that are baseless
Calling you disgusting is me being gracious
And you don’t have no fans,
You got addicts
Who waste all they’re money on a stupid ass habit
..I heal people and I postpone death,
You fuck up their hearts and give em bad breath And yes
you’re right I might resemble piss
And you can keep sayin that if you insist
But that don’t sound like a bright Idea
When its coming from a mug full of dihrreah
Lil watery shit, you oughta be sick
You got a better shot at buying 20 winning lottery tix
Than ever beatin, the OG, the MVP,
Mister T, just sit there and envy me
Cuz you’re never gonna be able to slow or stop me,
Nothin but a shitty bitter carbon copy
Id rather let red-bull pull a trigger and off me
Then take a single sip of some shit-brown coffee

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