This Restaurant Has The Most Hilarious Signs Ever (NEW) || Funny Daily #635

Give your dad a flashlight every birthday until he says “thank you” and means it.

I miss Betty White too.
Slava Ukraine

Didn't really get that "holding dad's flashlight" one very much, would have been funnier and more disturbing if that said fleshlight!

Every one of these copied from “memes” on social media

Can i have a sign. Wait. I think that's why my HOA's and clubhouses don't want me there. Maybe you can go .

Oh fudge.

damn i wanted to buy the holding flashlight for my dad poster ug where to buy

That and I went into the Army Infantry in 1982 at 17, I've been screamed at by professionals.

I'm 64 now. Dad has been gone for nearly 30 years. But as a former flashlight holder, I know precisely what you mean!
Love you Dad.

ROSES ARE RED AND VOLETS
ARE BLUE IM A SCHIIZZO AND
SO I'M I CHEERS

Just out of curiosity what was your dad's name?

The flashlight thing. Oh so true!

The "act in public " one. Looking at the news lately, apparently some people have not learned to at all.......

As a kid in the 70's I was the unofficial-official flashlight holder for my dad whenever he worked on the car and let me tell you- I learned HOW to properly hold a light so that he (the actual person doing the work) could see and not so I could see! And in 2000 when I was dealing with the worst event of my life, I had "Tough times don't last, tough people do" on my arm.

It was great until it mentioned the Ukraine. Shows they are indoctrinated.

Some were clever, none were hilarious.

You think you can intimidate me ? My previous boss ( best boss I ever had) was a marine veteran from WW II.

Mr. Arroyo you are ornery 😂

I want to personally go and support El Arroya simply for their signs in this video LOVE IT! S/O Austin, TX!❤️

You know ya getting old when ya notice - Ooh walking sticks on special this week.

love it

Wala btaw ko kaexpect na mahurt nako imung feelings Jon. Kay wala bya kay feelings kay nawong man kag kwarta. Mau na palubot dha para wala kay feelings 😂😂😂😂

The little toe also allows you to instantly know every language's swear words.

How to tell a Cubbies fan's baby from the others. .. he's the one that's a little wrigley.

I experienced the Flashlight Holding Trauma syndrome many times in my troubled youth. That flashlight quote had to be the pithiest one amid this huge collection.

Hey El Arroyo The older I get the better I was.

Didn't even raise a chuckle tbh

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The person that comes up with these is pure genius and I make no apologies but i am going to steal a lot of them

I was drinking a beer when the one came on about my netflix history looks i am planning to become a murderer and i nearly choked

😊🪧

That Harry Potter one killed me! Literally pictured him all beat up screaming it outloud!

HOW ABOUT " Get off the cell phone, Eat your food, TIP YOUR SERVER...And GET OUT!"

Totally awesome!! Tks for the laughs!

It's nice to be important, but it brings with it a lot of responsibility

:D

Thanks. Thank you. I reeeeally enjoyed it. Looking forward to more. Keep em commin.

"Expensive petroleum!"😂

Number 1 boy baby's name in Nepal- TIMBUCKTOOTH

Awesome video! Made a subscriber out of me.

Me too and the SOB used to cuss me the entire time and angrily yell the worst vulgar insults at me as I tried to hold the light as a 4 year old!! I hope he's burning in hell 🔥🔥

By not talking to them. 👍👍🤗

"Thank you for being a friend rest in peace Betty White" made me cry

Dear Souther Friend ... my mommy taught me to share .... it's yours to pay with this year

I tell my boss "I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong...🙄"

Not only did i hold the fladhlight for my dad , i became a mechanic !! In that field , if you have thin skin , you wont last a day !!!!

I once helped my dad add STP to the oil, 1968 impala. He forgot the oil filter and had to go get it. Turn to me and said to put the can of STP in a pot of warm water, this confused me so I asked him to clarify a bit. He had a lot on his mind and became very upset. I said no more and went off to do what I was told. I got a pot and opened the two cans of STP and dumped them into the pot of warm water as instructed. When my father and mother returned, oh it was priceless. My father looked at me with a look in his eyes that scared me. I noticed my mother was dying hiding her laughter and spoke out"he asked you to clarify, and you told him to just do it" My father still looking at me said"I know that's what keeping him alive" then broke down laughing.😂

Miss you Dad and Mom