The Pat McAfee Show Live | Wednesday December 18th 2024

Pat was so afraid to say “under God” 😂😂😂😭

The JJ bots are laughable

Kaboly 50-75....... what a savage...... professional dumper.....

The poop in my fingernails song makes waaaaaay more sense now

Humpdays are the best days for the PMS

Plain pop tarts the best

I honestly never thought about it until Jage said it jokingly, but I'm surprised there hasn't been some like millionaire or billionaire superfan who has offered a player like hey I'll give you 2 million dollars to appear at my birthday party if you join my favorite team to basically like give them it gives them extra money you know what I mean or do you think that actually does happen?

GREAT SHOW

Happy Birthday Ty 🎉

I could not have been more wrong about JJ watt. He is awesome

Ty’s moon defense is top tier 😂😂😂 the Kiedis line got a massive pop out of me

How many wives do you get like per toilet paper try or whatever. I personally wipe fold wipe fold wipe. All I do sick in that teepee up at 3/4 hand rapper

Caleb has thrown 17 TDs to 5 Ints as a rookie stop acting like he hasnt been fine as a Bears fan that watches wayyyyyy more Bears football then anyone on this show he has been fine he is a rookie needs to get better for sure but to act like he has been bad is so stupid.

Makes sense why it’s a member only live chat. As soon as the comments are available it’s just full of whiny babies.

I always do Pac-Man was cooler than DB. Pac-Man I bet you put extra frosting on his Pop-Tarts

Hey Pat you say chicken has no flavor unless you add like salt and seasoning, then why is the biggest selling ramen noodles chicken flavored, riddle me that

Glory Be would be sick in ND

Lets start a GoFundMe for aqueesh two box jage

Toxic AJ totally got that poop talk rolling and was enjoying it. 😂

Those ol grease dumps are lethal

Bout ready to take this job to hammer dahn tahn but yall get me through it

MISS YEW TIME STAMP GUY

Upwards of 20ish and occasionally do start wiping before the end of the 💩

pat mistakes Vader for bam bam Bigelow and he calls himself a wrestling guy

Stop putting the boys questions and overreactions on the show. We miss you taking calls and answering the fans.

The worst is when you are wiping peanut butter out of a shag carpet. Could be half the roll. Gotta stay with it as long as it takes. Can't be walking around with cubby butt.

“Take FIVE” comes back 13 minutes later. 😂

This poop conversation is hilarious 😂

Jesus Christ, what Tua was saying holy smokes man.. To remember all that is crazy

Need to go ahead and call the segment “Ass JJ some questions”.

“Big museum is back at it” 😂😭

Comparison is the thief of joy. Don’t.

I’ve watched my brothers sprain a many ankles playing sports and never saw them use ice. It’s always heat packs, compression and movement.

Whoever made that CFP playoff bracket teaser edit with all the gameday clips deserves a bonus that was awesome

Let us never forget the life changing wisdom Mark Kavoly bestowed upon us. Dry, wet, dry.

Different ways to spell Jage:

Jaiyge, Jayghe, Jaiyge, Jayige, Jaighe, Jaije, Jayjghe, Jayge.

LOVE YEW MARK

ni hao Jage… 😂😂😂😂💀

99 wipes but the poops not done!!!! AJ Hawk, AJ Hawk, AJ Hawk!!!!

DButch inserting a Connor like remark "He'll dive in head first" is an underrated moment of this particular show.

Covid was my senior year in high school. That’s why I will never forget what went on during that time

can't believe AJ doesn't know about the hotels in State College price gouging and charging over $1400 a night for a room - this is why tickets haven't been selling. On top of that, CFP isn't allowing the normal amount of tickets for students, trying to sell more to the public to jack the prices up, and it backfired since people can't even travel to State College for the game due to the hotels charging too much.

Kaboly hitting 1000 today!!!!

Pats never had that John Wayne paper

The Pat McCrapafee show! It's getting harder and harder to watch. Same blah BS every frigging day. Then his face is on College game day for whatever reason, he's soo damn annoying...Incredible