Warhammer 40k Meme Dub: One Brave Captured Black Templar Has A Surprise For Slaanesh Daemons

Jokes on you Templar
We safely secured that Belt in our Blood Ravens Vault
IOU

Deathkorps of Krieg guardsman: "How bout this, I'll make a fresh hole, IN YOUR SKULL YOU SLANEESHI DAEMONETTE!" (he said while holding a shovel)

Genius. was laughing so hard

For the emperor he even protects your crotch

He CAME prepared

Brother I am pinned here

"Oh silly little Templar. You're just prolonging the inevitable. You see those piles of scrap in the corner? Those WERE Dreadnoughts before I got done with them..."

Canonically speaking, a normal space marine wouldn't be able to resist when staring directly at Slaanesh.

There's no point to seducing a Space Marine. The are sterile and impotent.

You are wearing a black templar reinforced chastity belt it can be opened using a black templar reinforced chastity belt. - McNally

Bro does not know that mistresses actually preffer a chastity belt on their fresh meat.

Slaanesh: "you are using a Mechanicus 'abstinence' pattern chastity belt lock.. It can be opened using an Abstinence pattern chastity belt lock."

BT: w-wha

Slaanesh: Time to get your D*** sucked virgin boy!

The emperor always protects

Me: is in a VIP room Slaanesh gave me (I knew how Chastity Belts are, they are shawdily made and can be broken by brute force) HA, I don't think that Chastity belt won't last a few seconds before being broken

Edit: Also, space marines, while modified, are sterilized. This means that space marines don't reproduce sexually

The Daemon then proceeded to sit on his face

Slaneesh tell the truth Dark Templars there are 11 divisions(what is the difference between Thousand son and 11 u 11 only mutated the Primarch)

"THE EMPEROR PROTECTS!!!", "BITCH".

What is he talking about he will be free and slaughtering that heshe in ten seconds he's a black templar he's weaponized violence made flesh.

Based

Why is slaanesh so fking hot?


No... No... No... Must... resist

The demon watching my chastity belt detonate the moment it opens (it had a hidden krak charge just in case):

“Who said I was using your pelvis?” The demonette whispers sensually

Stay safe brother

It also doubles as a mobile pain glove

Slaanesh: This chastity belt can be opened woth another chastity belt...

It never gets old

Wtf 😅

Jokes on you demon, their nothing down there

honestly i always thought it would be a smart idea for slanash to play off a persons desires so they would never attempt to corrupt you if you wanted to fuck a big buff astaties they would change into one and breed you normally but the chaos corruption would slowly warp what your desires were

so first time might be that big buff astaties but the next time it might be a big buff astaties sucubi then from there maybe she has tenticles from their maybe you wanted her lower part to have teeth until it started to spin out of control

so if you had strong enough willpower and mental control you could make them your personal bitch or breeder but if you lost control they would eventually start being your dom instead of you being the dom

You are using a space marine chastity belt, it can be open with a space marine chastity belt.

Noooo the black Templar was captured brothers

Shoulda been saved for the NNN

The Spongebob sad music hits hard

"This is a Mark X Primaris Space Marine Codpiece. It can be opened using a Mark X Primaris Space Marine Codpiece."

CLICK
BT:..... (Sweating bullets)
daemonette: .... so where should i start ?.

😂

I hope that has five layers of steel or maybe six I don’t know maybe 100,009 though but I hope that things stick

My brother in the Emperor, that is literally Slaanesh, you are not escaping nor protecting your holy bits

The emperor protects

Monke

"The emperor protects" now tell me this isn't a great catchphrase for Warhammer 40k condoms

Women rejected
Virginity protected

THE EMPEROR PROTECTS

Arent they castrated/sterile?

Brother is a man of few words, but I can see the tentacles weakness.

....just go in the other way. The hole leads back there anyway

….”call a locksmith!”

Uhhh guys what is chaos up to

Its Slaneesh, he still has a mouth

Yes, but your mouth shall suffice

Yeah I would tell the emperor to sit this one out I don't need protection I'm not going to war till I die as a virgin