Predictive Text tries writing smooth pickup lines

"I love how you have a great day and I hope you are doing great too my love"

Surprisingly romantic and makes sense.😂

Word predictions loves to say I’m just trying my luck 🍀

“I’m going to get the kids to the park”
WHAT KIDS

"You are such a blessing to me and I can give it to you"

I can give you what🤨!?

So to say I love you too much and started resenting you and your host today is LITERALLY the same thing.

????

Altho ngl this is weirdly accurate as to where i am with love rn 💀 SKUHL EMOJIII

“We will not be allowed to take any further measures to ensure that we are not in the position” wtf

"Well I think I might need to get the opportunity to get a life"

Thanks, phone. Can we try again?

"Hey, you are a little bit better today than me."

Well, that's... something at least. One more?

"So you are not in the house and I don't want you to be in the house."

I rejected them? Help- this exposes my singleness so bad, I don't even have anything remotely romantic for my auto-responses 💀

"Hey mate, how are you feeling today? I think I was just watching the cameras and I had a good time in my head. You are a great person to be friends with. You are the most beautiful woman ever ever and I love you so much."

Finally, something romantic from my keyboard, except it also has sinister undertones...

"Uh oh, no I don't think so but I don't know what to say about that sorta thing. I think I will have to go."

Again with the rejections?

"I think it's going to be a good day for you and I 😘"

My phone got more game than me😭

“ I am so glad you are feeling well and I am so happy that you are feeling better and I am glad that you are feeling much better and that you are feeling a little better and that your body is feeling a little more rested than yesterday ”

“The pain that I am feeling right here right now is so bad I need you to be able to breathe in my mind”

Where the best I could get… what on earth

My best attempt

“ I am so glad you are feeling well and I am so happy that you are feeling better and I am glad that you are feeling much better and that you are feeling a little better and that your body is feeling a little more rested than yesterday ”

“The pain that I am feeling right here right now is so bad I need you to be able to breathe in my mind”

“I said to myself as I walked out to the door to the door to the door to the door to the door to the door to the door to the door to the door to the door to the door to the door to the door to the door to the door to the door to the door to the door to the door to the door to the door to the door to the door to the door to the door to the door to the door to the door to the door to the door………..”

I have to autotune the time I was going to work for the day 🙃

"I have to take over the entire group of women in my life."
Uhhhh

“ im going to be more near you forever in the back now”

LEMON DEMON MENTIONED LEZZZ GOOO

I’m the first thing you should be doing in your day

“i am so happy to see you again and i love you” hey i like that one

“I’m not a fan but this is what happens when I get a little bit too close to a window” help??

I’m not a big believer in the concept of being able to be the first person to do anything but just do what I do

I’m going to go get some more food and then I’ll be home I love you so much and I hope you have a good day at work I love you so much and I hope you’re having a good day at school and I hope you’re doing good I love you so much I hope you have a good day at school I love you so much and I love you so much and I love you so much and I love you so much and I love you so much and I can’t wait to see you tomorrow I love you so much

Aww, why is this one so wholesome?

Two VERY different options:

"It's a little bit of a good thing to be honest with you 💞"

"What is your favorite animal to eat?"

“I am very happy to see that we are able to continue to build a strong relationship with our customers.”

Smooth.

I’m just saying I have a feeling that you might have a problem with me

"I love you and your friends are bad for you, so fuck me."
Wow, such a way with words. Thanks, predictive text.

I do the same thing with my cat too but I also like to have her

Wtf sounds like something a serial killer would say

"You can come to my place and we will have x"
i don't know why it recommend just "x"

“I’m not sure if it’s just me or you but I’m pretty sure it’s the other guy who was in the house with the kids last night”

Oh lord

Half of these are fake no way predictive text says some of these words so early

I got the poco pad after a month of it release and its pretty good i got it for around 20k rubles years ago and it was a good idea to get all three pieces of the hacking device in dude thief de una vez en la noche y en la tarde le mando mensaje a la señora de la
WHY IS IT SPANISH😭😭😭

I’m going to go get a drink with you in about five minutes

You should be using the same thing as the other one of my favorite 3 glenn and the crack burgers are the best wii in the fridge

"But you can make it so it might not kill them for you 😉 "
No idea what that means, but it sounds alright, I guess.

I am so glad that you are able to see your mom today

"I have no clue what I'm doing but I'm still waiting for you to get with me"

“I have a feeling that this is going down to my knees as I am trying to get my head back”
Whatever that means.

" I can do the dance" said with confidence could be a good line actually

"I'm going to die for you"

The first time I saw thistle I thought it was a little bit more like the first time I seen it

“I was just going to say that you should be careful about your diet because if you do eat a lot of carbs, it can make you sick and die.” - Predictive text, 6/6/25

"I'm glad that you are interested in the naked 😉"
My phone's attempt.

What AI are you guys using? Mine has some great material...like 95% of the time.

"I don't think I could ever be more grateful to have you"

Not actually that bad