Rules for dating my daughter

what is this doctor who type shit

does she like girls?

i can fix her

Dating an SCP be like

It’s really great that he supports his daughter going on dates and having a good time, despite being an eldritch abomination. We could all learn from parents like this.

Dating a duende.

IF SHE WHAT

She must be one hell of a woman🤤

What if i want the dad instead

POV: the final night of a fnaf fan game

This overlaps weirdly well with the Red God.

Stranger Things if it was new adult.

Sounds like a good premise for a short movie from the perspective of the father.

- daughter bring her boyfriend home before going on a date
- dad says all these rules to the boyfriend while the daughter prepare for the date
- they go home after the date and the boyfriend is about to leave
- daughter gets clingy and starts to cry
- dad took shotgun and shovel and rush to get the boyfriend to a prepared foxhole to save him
- objective: survive

average SCP containment methods

So, what? She's the Broken God?

I don’t want her

The more of these rules I hear, the more reasonable they seem to be.

Is she a SCP?

"If she gets you pregnant-"
"Ight I'm out of here."

Don't you just hate when you accidentally start datin' an SCP?

ok

Wtf I came to hear overprotective parent's list but gained access to some scp intel.

This is some KETER-class shit right here.

I understand now, the colour of attire with which men don themselves is fundamental to their nature and being, such as men in black, the man with the yellow hat, and now, the man in red. I must study the meaning behind the colours my boyfriend wears, lest he secretly be something peculiar

I'm dating your daughter





























..back to the 1700s.

The red man scares the shit out of me

Red flags 🚩: ❌
Man in red 🧍🏻‍♂️: ✅

Ultrakill 0-1 intro:

Ok 👍

Pov:you're dating a man woman

no thanks i think i will date another

i can fix her

Sir, the SCP Foundation wants to talk to you.

I could do this easily and probably assist with troubleshooting for more affordable and effective solutions

Lost me at no alcohol.

I want her

The saekano's chick dad

He has a cryptid for a daughter.

When I said that I liked dominant women I didn't mean this 😭🙏

This is less of “Rules of dating my daughter” and more of “Rules to keep yourself safe from my daughter”

I’m terrified on what would happen if you broke up with her or cheated on her and she finds out.

I feel like the Man in Red is some kind of reaper that was sent down by the gods and is meant to capture the Daughter before she brings more harm into the universe. However the dad still loves his daughter and doesn’t want her taken away which is why he wants the protagonist to keep her away from The Man in Red.

I think the Machine is meant to limit the Daughter’s power, and it can only limit so much. It will limit as much as possible and the Daughter’s powers will slowly regenerate as long as she is away from the Machine and it takes about a day to regain most of the more destructive powers which is why she has to returned to the Machine by the night.

She must be like a 1000/10

This feels like an analog horror script hahaha

FINALLY some good rules xDDD

This is why you should never date anyone

Okay, now why the heck did I have a whole game idea with this video?

When your dating an eldritch horror beyond comprehension that has only been recanted through tablets and song

Typical overprotective parent. Next thing you know, they'll be saying that the boyfriend can't read "book 17" to her, or let her near "the purple box"