Rules for dating my daughter

Rules for dating my daughter

Jeaney Collects

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@JeaneyCollects
@JeaneyCollects - 26.08.2024 22:21

Typical overprotective parent. Next thing you know, they'll be saying that the boyfriend can't read "book 17" to her, or let her near "the purple box"

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@retiredandtired
@retiredandtired - 27.05.2025 07:37

When your dating an eldritch horror beyond comprehension that has only been recanted through tablets and song

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@CautiousSwim
@CautiousSwim - 26.05.2025 18:09

Okay, now why the heck did I have a whole game idea with this video?

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@danielcarneiro5483
@danielcarneiro5483 - 26.05.2025 10:23

This is why you should never date anyone

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@nomaddinosaur4850
@nomaddinosaur4850 - 26.05.2025 03:58

FINALLY some good rules xDDD

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@RealestGuppy
@RealestGuppy - 26.05.2025 01:14

This feels like an analog horror script hahaha

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@DirtyPeasant1403
@DirtyPeasant1403 - 25.05.2025 11:01

She must be like a 1000/10

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@epikdummy6702
@epikdummy6702 - 25.05.2025 04:43

I think the Machine is meant to limit the Daughter’s power, and it can only limit so much. It will limit as much as possible and the Daughter’s powers will slowly regenerate as long as she is away from the Machine and it takes about a day to regain most of the more destructive powers which is why she has to returned to the Machine by the night.

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@epikdummy6702
@epikdummy6702 - 25.05.2025 04:30

I feel like the Man in Red is some kind of reaper that was sent down by the gods and is meant to capture the Daughter before she brings more harm into the universe. However the dad still loves his daughter and doesn’t want her taken away which is why he wants the protagonist to keep her away from The Man in Red.

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@epikdummy6702
@epikdummy6702 - 25.05.2025 04:20

I’m terrified on what would happen if you broke up with her or cheated on her and she finds out.

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@epikdummy6702
@epikdummy6702 - 25.05.2025 04:17

This is less of “Rules of dating my daughter” and more of “Rules to keep yourself safe from my daughter”

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@HawtSauce_YT
@HawtSauce_YT - 24.05.2025 21:47

When I said that I liked dominant women I didn't mean this 😭🙏

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@KeyKayCI
@KeyKayCI - 24.05.2025 18:35

He has a cryptid for a daughter.

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@MetalHev
@MetalHev - 23.05.2025 22:51

The saekano's chick dad

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@luzzyluz67457
@luzzyluz67457 - 23.05.2025 20:39

I want her

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@wildgoldchild
@wildgoldchild - 23.05.2025 19:37

Lost me at no alcohol.

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@Eou1234
@Eou1234 - 23.05.2025 16:53

I could do this easily and probably assist with troubleshooting for more affordable and effective solutions

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@challenger5474
@challenger5474 - 23.05.2025 08:38

Sir, the SCP Foundation wants to talk to you.

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@Andre-ww9pt
@Andre-ww9pt - 22.05.2025 21:44

i can fix her

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@Andre-ww9pt
@Andre-ww9pt - 22.05.2025 21:44

no thanks i think i will date another

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@zack8580
@zack8580 - 22.05.2025 20:27

Pov:you're dating a man woman

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@6SpaceShake9
@6SpaceShake9 - 22.05.2025 14:45

Ok 👍

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@yaglooffff
@yaglooffff - 22.05.2025 13:34

Ultrakill 0-1 intro:

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@elizabethdegroot89
@elizabethdegroot89 - 22.05.2025 08:06

Red flags 🚩: ❌
Man in red 🧍🏻‍♂️: ✅

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@pexoto5093
@pexoto5093 - 22.05.2025 06:45

The red man scares the shit out of me

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@sparshmecwan2962
@sparshmecwan2962 - 22.05.2025 03:08

I'm dating your daughter





























..back to the 1700s.

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@aRandomHumanYaKnowHehe
@aRandomHumanYaKnowHehe - 21.05.2025 23:57

I understand now, the colour of attire with which men don themselves is fundamental to their nature and being, such as men in black, the man with the yellow hat, and now, the man in red. I must study the meaning behind the colours my boyfriend wears, lest he secretly be something peculiar

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@jokurandomi93
@jokurandomi93 - 21.05.2025 21:42

This is some KETER-class shit right here.

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@slava6105
@slava6105 - 21.05.2025 10:28

Wtf I came to hear overprotective parent's list but gained access to some scp intel.

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@REXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
@REXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX - 21.05.2025 07:15

ok

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@TheAnimalWithNoName
@TheAnimalWithNoName - 20.05.2025 20:53

Don't you just hate when you accidentally start datin' an SCP?

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@Zuroxx01
@Zuroxx01 - 20.05.2025 19:25

"If she gets you pregnant-"
"Ight I'm out of here."

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@farfnlugen9910
@farfnlugen9910 - 20.05.2025 15:11

Is she a SCP?

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@MrJostur
@MrJostur - 19.05.2025 23:46

The more of these rules I hear, the more reasonable they seem to be.

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@K.okays2
@K.okays2 - 19.05.2025 17:21

I don’t want her

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@ProfDragonite
@ProfDragonite - 19.05.2025 16:39

So, what? She's the Broken God?

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@SbeppiBubtals-Bubbles
@SbeppiBubtals-Bubbles - 19.05.2025 14:27

average SCP containment methods

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@konrad8541
@konrad8541 - 19.05.2025 12:39

Sounds like a good premise for a short movie from the perspective of the father.

- daughter bring her boyfriend home before going on a date
- dad says all these rules to the boyfriend while the daughter prepare for the date
- they go home after the date and the boyfriend is about to leave
- daughter gets clingy and starts to cry
- dad took shotgun and shovel and rush to get the boyfriend to a prepared foxhole to save him
- objective: survive

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@cjb4127
@cjb4127 - 19.05.2025 12:04

Stranger Things if it was new adult.

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@Shikaschima
@Shikaschima - 19.05.2025 10:45

This overlaps weirdly well with the Red God.

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@Vro2.0
@Vro2.0 - 19.05.2025 05:53

POV: the final night of a fnaf fan game

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@Hitlur.my.buttler
@Hitlur.my.buttler - 18.05.2025 23:26

What if i want the dad instead

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@krakabom9282
@krakabom9282 - 18.05.2025 03:36

She must be one hell of a woman🤤

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@Ranzono
@Ranzono - 18.05.2025 03:26

IF SHE WHAT

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@TheBigManHimself20
@TheBigManHimself20 - 17.05.2025 15:46

Dating a duende.

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@HypatiasGhost
@HypatiasGhost - 17.05.2025 15:13

It’s really great that he supports his daughter going on dates and having a good time, despite being an eldritch abomination. We could all learn from parents like this.

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@AndrewMast-x3e
@AndrewMast-x3e - 17.05.2025 12:00

Dating an SCP be like

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@s4dg
@s4dg - 17.05.2025 01:14

i can fix her

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@chipkid
@chipkid - 16.05.2025 16:21

does she like girls?

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@RickyCheung-ds8zd
@RickyCheung-ds8zd - 16.05.2025 12:39

what is this doctor who type shit

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