Why another civil war wouldn’t happen

We have other pressing matters to deal with 😂

Can’t have a civil war if MAGAts are too fat and lazy to get up off their couch, even for a second twinky.

So spot on, how does he DO that? 😂😂😂

So true!

America would be the first to go in a zombie apocalypse.... People are so lazy

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I've been saying this since September

Yeah you're right. Because it's already been proven in history.
The moon landings, towards the end people were phoning up TV stations upset because The Lucille Ball Show had been postponed.
Vietnam War, got sick of watching that on TV but especially when the Home Team started winning.
9/11 after a week it was the same, people started to complain to the TV station's again saying, AGAIN!?
I mean I'm sorry, it is tragic BUT You showed that all last week, it's now a new week. Surely 1 channel can show it and the rest can go back to normal programming...
It happened, everyone was complaining at my work around a week so his day 8 is on par..

Trvmp promises certainty to maintain & promote strict male(white) power strcture. The trvmpsters of all races would rather be at the fleabitten bottom of that structure than enjoy the real freedom of a messy colorful democratic republic.
They like the simplicity of his "policies". They like his impulsivness & they like having macho jackasses in high places shidding on everyone. Propaganda convinced them to fear distrust & hate technical specialists, scientists, intellectuals , freedom activists, unity, modern medicine,Europe, functioning government, education & dresses on men. So tightly bound is their identity &ego to trvmp they're willingly chained to him & his clique of supporters. Especially in the workplace where not supporting yrvmp krasnov may lead to diminished opportunities or even a layoff

🤣🤣🤣🎯 Simply just don't have the willpower to sign up to potentially lay your life down for these ununited folks

He said “think” not believe.

Honestly though. All those milsim LARPers act like they're gonna be Gods once SHTF but in reality all those overconfident gravy seals are gonna the first ones to fall apart.

Nah, we don't. Like, we couldn't even handle quarantining for 6 months, people would miss their beer & football too much

He looks like an angel when he stands in front of the eagle. Spread those wings Josh 🙏📿🕊

funny...i like him !! 🤣🤣🤣👏

Josh, you definitely have a gift to make us lol! Thank you

Can you imagine this age of Americans trying to ration?? 😂 When most people wont even learn how to grow their own food? We'd be so cooked in an all out war bro 💀

Anyone saying us Americans are to lazy are probably welfare ridden ... real Americans live for this kind of stuff

democrat soldier: Sir! The Republicans are coming! and they are driving Walmart carts while shooting their guns!
Joe Biden: Oh, that's great! This reminds me of a story I hears in 1989-
democrat soldier: Sir! This is the 3rd time you've told this story today
Joe Biden: wait, who are you again?
democrat soldier: We've just received news that Trump is building a wall around himself and his soldiers. This is great news, sir! Sir?
Joe Biden: Zzzzzzzz

So true 😂😂😂

Were all to buzzy trying to pay our bills.

Your Media has to change. They either produce pure hate against the reps or the dems...only black and white. As an european, it is hard to watch your media - really hurts the brain

It is so sad and so true , we need to spread love, compassion , empathy , be part of the community ... laugh at the joke, not at the situation . Let's make the difference .
I am your fan and love the way you express the situation in a joke. Keep up doing

This young man is so intelligent, he speaks truth through comedy. He really stands out amongst all American comedians, he's not angry, he's not bitter, he's gentle and logical, he's special ❤a very unusual gentle soul, i really look up to him, and I'm 54 and live in Tasmania Australia and I can see he's different 😊❤ be proud of this young man America, support him! He's i diamond in a coal mine and worthy of support, i have so much respect for him 🤗❤❤❤.

Even his manner of speaking is so calm. This is who people should be looking up to. Many a true word spoke in a joke ❤❤❤.

Really. We can't be bothered like that. We keyboard warriors up in this piece 🇺🇸

It would be a war, sure. But it would take place on Twitter.

Civil war?? They're making those faces right now to the daily chaos.

To be honest, the government would end up if civil war happened because the USA reputation would falter and they would kill us off to make it stop. We aren't important to the government. Then martial law would happen and everyone would lose their freedom, because they can take our freedom away anytime they wanted

Day 8 was optimistic

Never underestimate people in dire situations

So true. Millions of you couldn’t even be bothered to vote much less fight.

If it took more than 8 seconds, we'd forget what we were fighting for.

People are to bound by comfort to rebel! They complain life is awful but have the most comfort amenities than most around the world.

Love this guy's stand up.

A lot has changed since July 2024. Civil war is a horrifically real possibility now. And the scariest thing is that we are rapidly approaching a place where civil war is the best alternative 😢

That's so wrong. I mean, you're not wrong, but that's so wrong. lol

He's so spot on.

I won't be so optimistic. Why not asking those ppl protesting on the street now for whatever reason and agenda? As long as it's properly incentivized and motivated, mobs can do anything, even wars. Nothing is more powerful and dangerous than manipulation of the ppl desperation.

We’re not the same people we were in the 1860s 😂

Umm how about now that Marines are stomping around assembling protests. I really hope we're as lazy as you inspire us to be. 🤞

Ok when you put it like this that probably counts for every internet addicted socitiey now 😂

Love each other❤

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I do actually have an appointment to get my nails 💅🏼 done on June 14, 25’
You have a problem with that? 😂😂😂

We didn't have the willpower to stay away from ourselves or wear masks for just 2 solid months to save ourselves... How the heck are we going to take orders when we rebel at everything? There'd constantly mutiny on both sides lol

And who’s gonna stay outside that long 🤷🏽‍♀️

And it would be SUCH a bother